Blake
@blake4prez.bsky.social
Just moved in. Dibs on the top bunk.
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When Trump insults a reporter, should they insult him back?
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When Trump insults a reporter, should they insult him back?
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Imaginary conversations are the best conversations because nobody will remember the awkward things you say.
January 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Imaginary conversations are the best conversations because nobody will remember the awkward things you say.
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*wakes up
“Well, my day is ruined.”
“Well, my day is ruined.”
January 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
*wakes up
“Well, my day is ruined.”
“Well, my day is ruined.”
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We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
January 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
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When I was a kid back in the 90’s and thought we’d have advanced technology, this isn’t exactly what came to mind.
January 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
When I was a kid back in the 90’s and thought we’d have advanced technology, this isn’t exactly what came to mind.
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but if we go war against the China, we are so screwed.
January 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but if we go war against the China, we are so screwed.
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I’m babysitting my little Italian cousin and I have no idea how much prosciutto to give a 6 month old
January 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’m babysitting my little Italian cousin and I have no idea how much prosciutto to give a 6 month old
The saying “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is a bold faced lie. Tell that to my knee that cracks in 3 different octaves every time I stand up.
January 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The saying “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is a bold faced lie. Tell that to my knee that cracks in 3 different octaves every time I stand up.
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911, what is your emergency?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
January 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
911, what is your emergency?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
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child custody rap battle
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
child custody rap battle
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Taking two adderall and counting everything at Books-A-Million because I think they’re full of shit
January 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Taking two adderall and counting everything at Books-A-Million because I think they’re full of shit
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stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.
January 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.
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From a FB post. Hey California friends…my friend’s dog sanctuary in Topanga has burned to the ground. 30 dogs looking for fosters ASAP. Please contact me if you can help, even help for a temporary basis it would do so much . Please call or text me on 248 520 0054
January 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
From a FB post. Hey California friends…my friend’s dog sanctuary in Topanga has burned to the ground. 30 dogs looking for fosters ASAP. Please contact me if you can help, even help for a temporary basis it would do so much . Please call or text me on 248 520 0054
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Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"
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I have never listened to voicemails. Are they any good
January 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I have never listened to voicemails. Are they any good
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The best people in the world are all over the place
January 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The best people in the world are all over the place
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THERAPIST: how are you doing this week
ME: you are going to be therapissed
ME: you are going to be therapissed
January 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
THERAPIST: how are you doing this week
ME: you are going to be therapissed
ME: you are going to be therapissed
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Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
January 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
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every post is a banger if you never check the interactions on it after posting.
December 29, 2024 at 3:07 AM
every post is a banger if you never check the interactions on it after posting.
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[loud knocking]
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
January 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[loud knocking]
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
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x
X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.
Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?
If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.
Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?
If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
January 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM