Bike Soup and Pie-son
@biketyson.bsky.social
Really cool. And funny. And smart. And cool.
I need some science video or podcast to explain why overhearing someone's video is worse than overhearing someone's conversation. It is, but WHY?
My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I need some science video or podcast to explain why overhearing someone's video is worse than overhearing someone's conversation. It is, but WHY?
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40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
Imagining The Exorcist and instead of the priest praying and splashing Regan with holy water he just says, "you seem possessed" and hands her a little gift bag.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Imagining The Exorcist and instead of the priest praying and splashing Regan with holy water he just says, "you seem possessed" and hands her a little gift bag.
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america's mayor
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
america's mayor
Is there a way I can make a career out of shouting at every person who complains about "free" childcare? It should be FREE. Free for everyone.
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is there a way I can make a career out of shouting at every person who complains about "free" childcare? It should be FREE. Free for everyone.
Hell yeah. I love Columbus.
Happening today: Columbus Municipal Airport-Bakalar Field will break ground on their new Air Traffic Control Tower designed by Marlon Blackwell Architects. The new tower will replace an outdated 80 year old tower.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hell yeah. I love Columbus.
Is it worth $11 plus tip? We'll see.
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Is it worth $11 plus tip? We'll see.
"An intruder therein"? Why do I find that so annoying?
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"An intruder therein"? Why do I find that so annoying?
IU sports group chat with my dad and aunt. Don't know if they hate these players because of their names, or their looks, or just because they play for Purdue.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
IU sports group chat with my dad and aunt. Don't know if they hate these players because of their names, or their looks, or just because they play for Purdue.
I love that my daughter loves to sing. I really do. But she sings and sings and SIIIIINNNGGS so loud. And it's always made up songs. And she won't go do it in her room or anything. And if anyone tells her to stop she will for 10 seconds and then start right back up.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I love that my daughter loves to sing. I really do. But she sings and sings and SIIIIINNNGGS so loud. And it's always made up songs. And she won't go do it in her room or anything. And if anyone tells her to stop she will for 10 seconds and then start right back up.
Now watching
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Now watching
8 year old asking me about divorce.
Her: will you get a girlfriend?
Me: (Trying to be delicate) Not right away, but maybe after....
Her: Because I want a baby sister.
Her: will you get a girlfriend?
Me: (Trying to be delicate) Not right away, but maybe after....
Her: Because I want a baby sister.
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
8 year old asking me about divorce.
Her: will you get a girlfriend?
Me: (Trying to be delicate) Not right away, but maybe after....
Her: Because I want a baby sister.
Her: will you get a girlfriend?
Me: (Trying to be delicate) Not right away, but maybe after....
Her: Because I want a baby sister.
I do not want a "starter kit" to wipe my ass.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I do not want a "starter kit" to wipe my ass.
Calls himself a real American then puts the period outside of the quotation marks? Nice try.
It’s how you end up with language like “paperwork American” or the idea that Thanksgiving turkey is some sort of natural ethno-national tradition that certain other groups are incapable of ever appreciating
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Calls himself a real American then puts the period outside of the quotation marks? Nice try.
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
It is a fun way to mark a part of my life. 15 years ago I got off a jet at LAX after living in Korea for a year. I don't remember if I got my phone my first day there or not until the second. Then I spent a month getting drunk with strangers around the country.
Got a text today letting me know that I've been with the same cell phone carrier for 15 years. I don't know how I feel about this.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It is a fun way to mark a part of my life. 15 years ago I got off a jet at LAX after living in Korea for a year. I don't remember if I got my phone my first day there or not until the second. Then I spent a month getting drunk with strangers around the country.
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The copy here is an all-time example of NY Times passive voice. Matt Gaetz has no agency here.
Even in the image, look at the phrase "left vulnerable to exploitation." Who exploited her?
Even in the image, look at the phrase "left vulnerable to exploitation." Who exploited her?
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The copy here is an all-time example of NY Times passive voice. Matt Gaetz has no agency here.
Even in the image, look at the phrase "left vulnerable to exploitation." Who exploited her?
Even in the image, look at the phrase "left vulnerable to exploitation." Who exploited her?
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I think it's also really gross how this is framed through the lens of a political scandal and not a politician abusing his power and raping a teenager.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think it's also really gross how this is framed through the lens of a political scandal and not a politician abusing his power and raping a teenager.
Got a text today letting me know that I've been with the same cell phone carrier for 15 years. I don't know how I feel about this.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Got a text today letting me know that I've been with the same cell phone carrier for 15 years. I don't know how I feel about this.
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
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I don’t want to talk about the fact that Michael Wolff once wronged me. It’s water under the bridge, stuff happens. I wish nothing but the best to the secret advisor to a convicted sex trafficker and paedophile
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don’t want to talk about the fact that Michael Wolff once wronged me. It’s water under the bridge, stuff happens. I wish nothing but the best to the secret advisor to a convicted sex trafficker and paedophile
I know if a guy who was grooming and sexually abusing a young teen and when the cops knocked on his door he decided to eat a bullet.
Anyway, look at this news.
Anyway, look at this news.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I know if a guy who was grooming and sexually abusing a young teen and when the cops knocked on his door he decided to eat a bullet.
Anyway, look at this news.
Anyway, look at this news.