To he'll with it.

Never skip trap day

Me: Well, I don't think that's gonna happen. I'm getting a little too old for new babies.

Her: No you're not. Just get a new girlfriend, do the things, then have a baby! 😊

Insisting that I can penetrate the forcefield by moving slowly until all the kids shout "go home worm boy!"

Me too. But that's because I ride tandem with Shaggy 2 Dope.

Gap kahkis all day every day

Hey Dudes instead of Skechers because I've got style.

Style is gay.

This literally made me say "oh fuck" out loud at work because I realized I still haven't done my health insurance stuff.

Making sure to eat at the table helps. Including dessert. Just have to get past a few days of whining about TV. My kids are also getting better about getting ready quick in the morning if needed, so less pressure for early bed so they get up on time.

We've been doing a little better lately, but it is so hard. We don't get home until after 5. Then I have to walk the dog. Then try to get dinner on the table by 630, then in bed to read by 730 so lights are out by 8. Gotta plan, but also be flexible. But not TOO flexible.

I think they're fairly easy to understand, though not as quick as the old letter grades for subjects. But I also have an Ed background.

What I often wonder is how many data points they use to make these assessments.

I think it's also really gross how this is framed through the lens of a political scandal and not a politician abusing his power and raping a teenager.

Actually, I think breve is what you do after holding a double whole note.