Bike Tyson
@biketyson.bsky.social
Really cool. And funny. And smart. And cool.
Especially funny since right-wingers have been crying for years about their kids cutting contact for political reasons.
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Especially funny since right-wingers have been crying for years about their kids cutting contact for political reasons.
How have i spent so much time at home lately and the place is still such a mess?
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
How have i spent so much time at home lately and the place is still such a mess?
Daughter, repeating some junk from YouTube: why does a bus have like 50 seats, but a Lambo only has 2?
Me: idk
Her: Because there are only a few successful people in the world
Me: (opening my mouth to fight capitalist propaganda)
Her: Waaaaait...my bike only has one seat
😎
Me: idk
Her: Because there are only a few successful people in the world
Me: (opening my mouth to fight capitalist propaganda)
Her: Waaaaait...my bike only has one seat
😎
January 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Daughter, repeating some junk from YouTube: why does a bus have like 50 seats, but a Lambo only has 2?
Me: idk
Her: Because there are only a few successful people in the world
Me: (opening my mouth to fight capitalist propaganda)
Her: Waaaaait...my bike only has one seat
😎
Me: idk
Her: Because there are only a few successful people in the world
Me: (opening my mouth to fight capitalist propaganda)
Her: Waaaaait...my bike only has one seat
😎
My daughter loves the group AJR and the music just sounds like the music of people who all live together and make YouTube videos. It's very weird.
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
My daughter loves the group AJR and the music just sounds like the music of people who all live together and make YouTube videos. It's very weird.
I need a snow day to recover from the snow days we've already had. I've loved the sledding and playing in snow, but I need my day of just sitting around and reading and watching TV.
January 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I need a snow day to recover from the snow days we've already had. I've loved the sledding and playing in snow, but I need my day of just sitting around and reading and watching TV.
First house selling girl scout cookies and my daughter hid behind me when someone answered. But a couple houses later she had her sales face on, was writing down orders herself and couldn't wait to talk to more people.
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
First house selling girl scout cookies and my daughter hid behind me when someone answered. But a couple houses later she had her sales face on, was writing down orders herself and couldn't wait to talk to more people.
Holy shit. I guess I have never bothered to listen to Melania. I knew she had an accent, but that's not what I was expecting.
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Holy shit. I guess I have never bothered to listen to Melania. I knew she had an accent, but that's not what I was expecting.
Every ska band in the world wishing they had used this page as album art.
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Every ska band in the world wishing they had used this page as album art.
We need a Muggsy Bogues or a Spud Webb to get short guys some hype. Kendrick Lamar needs to make a song about being 5'5" and how cool it is.
maybe send a friendly text to a short king in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
We need a Muggsy Bogues or a Spud Webb to get short guys some hype. Kendrick Lamar needs to make a song about being 5'5" and how cool it is.
Watching Cheaper by the Dozen and Steve Martin is trying to hire a sitter and I've got 2 questions.
1) How do you have 12 kids and the olders have basically no responsibilities?
2) Why are you telling babysitters you have 12 kids when one is 22 and out of the house and 2 others are in HS?
1) How do you have 12 kids and the olders have basically no responsibilities?
2) Why are you telling babysitters you have 12 kids when one is 22 and out of the house and 2 others are in HS?
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Watching Cheaper by the Dozen and Steve Martin is trying to hire a sitter and I've got 2 questions.
1) How do you have 12 kids and the olders have basically no responsibilities?
2) Why are you telling babysitters you have 12 kids when one is 22 and out of the house and 2 others are in HS?
1) How do you have 12 kids and the olders have basically no responsibilities?
2) Why are you telling babysitters you have 12 kids when one is 22 and out of the house and 2 others are in HS?
Maybe I just don't see as many kids/family movies these days but I feel like getting hit or kicked in the balls was a much bigger thing in the 80s and 90s.
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Maybe I just don't see as many kids/family movies these days but I feel like getting hit or kicked in the balls was a much bigger thing in the 80s and 90s.
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For those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...
April 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...
Idk who Kevin Roose is, and devoid of context it's really unclear if he thinks what people in SF are doing is good or bad.
The AI evangelists want us all to conveniently forget that they were all telling us we had to buy bored apes or we would be left out of the Economy Of The Future four years ago.
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Idk who Kevin Roose is, and devoid of context it's really unclear if he thinks what people in SF are doing is good or bad.
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i can hear this image
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
i can hear this image
When there's a travel advisory and people are not supposed to be driving.
There is a sidewalk someone under there.
There is a sidewalk someone under there.
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
When there's a travel advisory and people are not supposed to be driving.
There is a sidewalk someone under there.
There is a sidewalk someone under there.
Beside the point I suppose, but what kind of story is this supposed to be? "Oh no, I'm locked in a restaurant and all I've got is a restaurant full of food, and working restrooms, my guns, my body armor, and a guarantee that the federal government will save me."
Wow that’s wild anyway the craziest story I heard out of Minneapolis was about a nurse trying to help a woman and getting shot to death and also a five year old was used as bait and also ICE shot a woman in the face and
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Beside the point I suppose, but what kind of story is this supposed to be? "Oh no, I'm locked in a restaurant and all I've got is a restaurant full of food, and working restrooms, my guns, my body armor, and a guarantee that the federal government will save me."
Confession:
Sometimes I can't remember if Honkin on Bobo is the name of an Aerosmith album or Bruce Willis's album.
Sometimes I can't remember if Honkin on Bobo is the name of an Aerosmith album or Bruce Willis's album.
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Confession:
Sometimes I can't remember if Honkin on Bobo is the name of an Aerosmith album or Bruce Willis's album.
Sometimes I can't remember if Honkin on Bobo is the name of an Aerosmith album or Bruce Willis's album.
The people being killed in the street or in custody make me so sad and angry, but it's agents busting into homes that makes me think maybe we should all have guns.
Law enforcement and legal experts warn if more agents barge into homes, everyone could be put at greater risk.
https://to.pbs.org/4k0nvqn
https://to.pbs.org/4k0nvqn
Not opening the door to ICE may no longer stop officers
Law enforcement and legal experts warn if more agents barge into homes, everyone could be put at greater risk.
www.pbs.org
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The people being killed in the street or in custody make me so sad and angry, but it's agents busting into homes that makes me think maybe we should all have guns.
Nothing like walking and sledding in 10-12" of snow to remind you that you're really out of shape.
January 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Nothing like walking and sledding in 10-12" of snow to remind you that you're really out of shape.
Really wishing I had invested in some decent snow boots....
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Really wishing I had invested in some decent snow boots....
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They killed one of us today and we’ll be out chasing them around again tomorrow. We’re never going to stop.
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 AM
They killed one of us today and we’ll be out chasing them around again tomorrow. We’re never going to stop.
Many parents when expecting big snow might make a nice, warm, hearty meal for everyone to enjoy. Maybe a soup or stew that can be heated whenever someone is hungry.
I just let my kid have cereal and hot chocolate for dinner.
I just let my kid have cereal and hot chocolate for dinner.
January 25, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Many parents when expecting big snow might make a nice, warm, hearty meal for everyone to enjoy. Maybe a soup or stew that can be heated whenever someone is hungry.
I just let my kid have cereal and hot chocolate for dinner.
I just let my kid have cereal and hot chocolate for dinner.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
Fuck this guy.
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Fuck this guy.
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gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 AM
gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!