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Rural immigration attorney
I was crisp. I’m crisp right now.
Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage https://theonion.com/airlines-hiring-anyone-who-looks-good-in-crisp-uniform-1849094258/
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Question: is Solara in Book of Eli a manic pixie dream girl? Discuss.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yelling “I’m not even supposed to BE here today!” to my empty office after waiting 45 min for a client to show up on my off day
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Garlic naan will save your life if you let it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
*muppet Christmas carol voice* and my goat…who IS NOT WASHED
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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when people ask me what bluesky is like
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Great thread
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anybody mind if a white boy contemplate the symphonic and thematic beauty of Christopher Larkin’s piece “Nyleth” from the hit game Hollow Knight: Silksong real quick?
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.

It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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At lunch, I try to cheer everyone up with a lighthearted discussion of ways the gruel could be improved.

“Ehremgee! What if it had bacon?!” I joke.

My fellow detainees stare forward into their bowls, not even meeting my eyes.
My Whimsical, Millennial, Meme-Addled Youth Did Not Set Me Up for Success in the New American Dystopia
DAY 1 The secret police appear at my door and drag me from my apartment. “What about my desert island discs?” I shout, thinking this will get a lau...
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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no one’s doing it like her
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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"truly it was out of curiosity"
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Written request. Here’s a better explanation.

youtube.com/shorts/cgKbe...
How a Senate minority leader can be removed
YouTube video by Change.org
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November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wonder how many of the Dem "constituent class" (i.e., the donors at a high enough level to have consistent access to a Congressman/their office) even bothered to ask the follow up question "and what do we expect the results of that guaranteed vote to be?" and how many didn't bother to inquire
This, from Tim Kaine is HILARIOUS:
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I love this Smashing Pumpkins song
The hater in me sees the hater in you
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM