Ben Allain 🥌
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My other car is another car that has a sticker that says my other car is this car.
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FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
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the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn
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so what do you think ChatGPT will say when ten million people ask it who they should vote for next year
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
so what do you think ChatGPT will say when ten million people ask it who they should vote for next year
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
People are saying that new NMJ is the main thing to look forward to on Christmas these days. I don't mind it
A very many Christmas to you all!
A very many Christmas to you all!
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
🎄 Christmas Special 2025 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
People are saying that new NMJ is the main thing to look forward to on Christmas these days. I don't mind it
A very many Christmas to you all!
A very many Christmas to you all!
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I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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CURLING!
JUGGLING ACT!
Team Casper’s Aidan Oldenburg and Ben Richardson warming up for their second Slam game with some impressive juggling here in Saskatoon.
JUGGLING ACT!
Team Casper’s Aidan Oldenburg and Ben Richardson warming up for their second Slam game with some impressive juggling here in Saskatoon.
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
CURLING!
JUGGLING ACT!
Team Casper’s Aidan Oldenburg and Ben Richardson warming up for their second Slam game with some impressive juggling here in Saskatoon.
JUGGLING ACT!
Team Casper’s Aidan Oldenburg and Ben Richardson warming up for their second Slam game with some impressive juggling here in Saskatoon.
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The Darts are coming to Madison Square Garden next June on the same weekend England plays a World Cup game in New York if you were wondering where the drunkest people in the world were going to be.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Darts are coming to Madison Square Garden next June on the same weekend England plays a World Cup game in New York if you were wondering where the drunkest people in the world were going to be.
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"My plan is this: 14 million people can go fuck themselves."
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"My plan is this: 14 million people can go fuck themselves."
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The world is going to love them. These are some fun talented curlers. One of them literally knows how to juggle torches
I cannot wait for the world to fall in love with Team Casper 🥌
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The world is going to love them. These are some fun talented curlers. One of them literally knows how to juggle torches
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Here is a very good example of why you cannot trust headlines or summaries written by AI. This is not the headline of the article found at this link, nor is it, y'know, *true*.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Here is a very good example of why you cannot trust headlines or summaries written by AI. This is not the headline of the article found at this link, nor is it, y'know, *true*.
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This article in the Guardian claims Mamdani is driving billionaires from NYC to FLA. A "166% increase" likely means that last year 3 people were interested in these apartments and this year it's 8. (It could also be 5, if it's not an "increase" but just year over year numbers.)
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This article in the Guardian claims Mamdani is driving billionaires from NYC to FLA. A "166% increase" likely means that last year 3 people were interested in these apartments and this year it's 8. (It could also be 5, if it's not an "increase" but just year over year numbers.)
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IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
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All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
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Sad to see. The Holy See’s virulent anti-AI stance will hold the Church back as other religions continue to innovate. Praying the Pope adopts a grindset more compatible with the speed of the modern world
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sad to see. The Holy See’s virulent anti-AI stance will hold the Church back as other religions continue to innovate. Praying the Pope adopts a grindset more compatible with the speed of the modern world
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Colleen Jones asked me to interview her a couple of months ago during a chemotherapy appointment.
She told me to write one heck of a story. I hope I did her proud.
About always believing something wonderful is about to happen.
My tribute to Colleen: www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
She told me to write one heck of a story. I hope I did her proud.
About always believing something wonderful is about to happen.
My tribute to Colleen: www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
Colleen Jones was something wonderful to happen for anyone who knew her | CBC Sports
Colleen Jones was a tour de force. When you were with her you felt invincible and that anything was possible. She made you a believer.
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Colleen Jones loved this sport.
She lived for this sport.
And she changed curling forever. There will never be another Colleen Jones.
Our sincere condolences to her family.
She lived for this sport.
And she changed curling forever. There will never be another Colleen Jones.
Our sincere condolences to her family.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Colleen Jones loved this sport.
She lived for this sport.
And she changed curling forever. There will never be another Colleen Jones.
Our sincere condolences to her family.
She lived for this sport.
And she changed curling forever. There will never be another Colleen Jones.
Our sincere condolences to her family.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20
These people are utterly vile.
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
These people are utterly vile.
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?