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Hello from Omaha! Let’s go curling or many play a game! (he/him)
Ben's newsletter always gets me in the mood for Tuesday night curling at the hockey rink 🥌
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sounds like the northern lights were going strong this far south but I was too busy shooting lights out at the curling club to see them 🥌
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Baseball is wild
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ah Benson: come for the Pokemon, stay for the street harassment
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You love to see it! Congrats to my club mates getting to Nationals! 🥌
🏆IT’S OFFICIAL!🏆

🥌Team Linke and Team Hill have qualified for Arena Nationals!
📆 October 14-19, 2025
📍CurlVegas in Las Vegas, Nevada

🎉Congratulations to everyone representing Aksarben Curling this weekend!
👏We are so proud of you!
September 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ah back on the ice, spending the first half of the game finding the ridges and high spots to make a banger double in the fourth to open the game up 🥌
September 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
What we should have instead of slack and discord
*lights my cigar from Thermaltake 5.25" cupholder with car cigarette lighter powered by the 12v rail"

Who wants to hear about IRC
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wait, nebraska can make a game winning play?
August 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We travel well (most of the Nebraskans are home now)
Texas and Nebraska are well represented here, y'all
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@hoppecurls.bsky.social what do we need to know about Anderman?
August 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fun fact: I've played in leagues or spiels with members of all seven of these teams (and also two of the non-Aksarben teams) 🥌
The 2025 MACA Arena Playdowns starts today at Four Seasons Curling Club in Blaine, MN! Aksarben is excited to have 3 women's teams and 4 men's teams competing to earn a spot in Arena Nationals happening at CurlVegas this October!🥌

Here are the men’s teams competing this weekend—good curling!
August 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bonspiel weekend starts tomorrow! Follow along as I manually update this page on my actual website like it's 1996 (it also has a link to an actual website with actual results from more teams than mine) 🥌 programmerman.net/bonspiels.html
Programmerman At Bonspiels
programmerman.net
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
One fun way to see the horrors of all the fireworks is to look at the 24-hour loop on AirNow gispub.epa.gov/airnow/?tab=...
AirNow Interactive Map
gispub.epa.gov
July 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Severe thunderstorms? In Omaha? During the College World Series?
June 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Read up on all the great volleyball going on and all the drama that threatens it
June 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Better than they sound!
Recently, we were pontificating about bringing back an old special, when it hit us: now is the time for Malört Bröwnies! Dark chocolate, grapefruit, and that heavenly Chicago flavor.

Half-dozens for $20, or one for each apostle for just $30. Orders for this week/end are wide open! 🥧🧚‍♀️⛪️
May 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Telling people about @jonbois.bsky.social (and crew) videos on a discord server
April 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We’ve arrived at that annual tradition: now that beard season has ended, I ordered replacement blades for my electric razor
April 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Which pool is our Pool of Death? Hard to say but there’s a good chance it’s the one with Sweeping Death in it 🥌
This weekend is our Season Championship! We'll have 16 teams in 4 pools of 4 playing on Friday and Saturday with semis and finals on Sunday. Come down to Baxter Arena to watch Friday (6pm-10:30pm) and Saturday (9am-6:30pm)!
April 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@nobody1300.bsky.social might be time to take Brier back out of the curling feed now that we're a couple weeks past it. Much more common to see unrelated posts match it than Scotties was 😅
March 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hello volleyball fans! We're curling over on the side of the facility 🏐🥌
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh the power’s out. Neat.
March 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Dang, looks like we aren't going to get to play against the cat chat this season
March 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Always a good time to get out for a bonspiel with friends!
#Congratulations and #goodcurling 🥌 to Aksarben curlers who traveled to Kansas City for the Oklahoma Friendly! Team Leave No Stone Unturned (Nick, Terry, Jackson, Ralph) won the A event, team Little Raise of Sunshine (Lisa, Kaeli, Matthew, Nic) won the C event!

Thank you to KC/OKC for hosting! 👏🥌
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A rare treat: bringing home the trophy from a bonspiel 🥌🌪️
February 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM