Ross
@beefygoblin.bsky.social
Just a very bored man with nothing going on.
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Ross
@beefygoblin.bsky.social
· Oct 7
a poster for la guarimba international film festival with a man covering his face with his hands
ALT: a poster for la guarimba international film festival with a man covering his face with his hands
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Skyn King Large are not big enough. They claim to stretch better than latex. But you can basically fit an entire arm into a magnum latex.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.
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Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
I seem to have broken a tooth but my wife just screams that I’m fine. Dentist isn’t open until Monday anyway but we share a car and my dentist is a city away. The break goes nearly to the gums on the back. What do I do?
#dentalemergency
#dentalemergency
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I seem to have broken a tooth but my wife just screams that I’m fine. Dentist isn’t open until Monday anyway but we share a car and my dentist is a city away. The break goes nearly to the gums on the back. What do I do?
#dentalemergency
#dentalemergency
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
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The Hebrew Hammer is fantastic. Absolutely hilarious.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Hebrew Hammer is fantastic. Absolutely hilarious.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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I am going to remind u now of my 2019 scoop: www.thedailybeast.com/fox-and-frie...
Fox News Host Pete Hegseth Privately Lobbied Trump to Pardon Accused War Criminals
The president isn’t just watching the network, he’s taking policy advice from its morning hosts.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I am going to remind u now of my 2019 scoop: www.thedailybeast.com/fox-and-frie...
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I like how, back then, the joke was that there's no way in hell he'd ever get away with this, and how he's waaaay too optimistic about the attempt. Oh how the turn tables!
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I like how, back then, the joke was that there's no way in hell he'd ever get away with this, and how he's waaaay too optimistic about the attempt. Oh how the turn tables!
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Has this been posted yet
A couple years ago I told my adult cousin she was adopted. She didn’t believe me. She’s a different ethnicity. What did she think was going on?
Anyway she did some digging and found out she has more siblings who got adopted by other folks. So I’m glad something good came out of my big mouth.
Anyway she did some digging and found out she has more siblings who got adopted by other folks. So I’m glad something good came out of my big mouth.
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and says `` wait ... what ? ''
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and says `` wait ... what ? ''
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A couple years ago I told my adult cousin she was adopted. She didn’t believe me. She’s a different ethnicity. What did she think was going on?
Anyway she did some digging and found out she has more siblings who got adopted by other folks. So I’m glad something good came out of my big mouth.
Anyway she did some digging and found out she has more siblings who got adopted by other folks. So I’m glad something good came out of my big mouth.
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Remember remember the fifth of November
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Remember remember the fifth of November
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2 back 2 draft
and apparently they made a fucking sequel *30 years later*
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
2 back 2 draft
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Character concept: Millennial Grinch. He hates Christmas because he works retail.
He attempts to sabotage the store on Christmas Eve. Because FUCK consumers. But instead, he accidentally starts a strike and becomes a labour hero. He finds a community, heart grows three sizes etc
#grinch #art
He attempts to sabotage the store on Christmas Eve. Because FUCK consumers. But instead, he accidentally starts a strike and becomes a labour hero. He finds a community, heart grows three sizes etc
#grinch #art
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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If Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he would be throwing rocks at Jesus Christ for ministering to "undesireables".
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he would be throwing rocks at Jesus Christ for ministering to "undesireables".
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Some movies should stay in childhood
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Some movies should stay in childhood
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So of course you gotta play in the snow
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
So of course you gotta play in the snow
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
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The uniting theme of the post-Me Too elite consensus seems to be that the elite can never be held to account for their beliefs or their actions, all the way up to forcing people to buy from them or listen to their material so that they never suffer consequences in any form, ever
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The uniting theme of the post-Me Too elite consensus seems to be that the elite can never be held to account for their beliefs or their actions, all the way up to forcing people to buy from them or listen to their material so that they never suffer consequences in any form, ever
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opening a LOTR-themed smoke shop called JRR Tokin’
can’t believe nobody’s launched an edibles brand called Alice B. Toke-less
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
opening a LOTR-themed smoke shop called JRR Tokin’
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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I just want to remind people that Louis CK masturbated in front of multiple colleagues over the course of many years many of whom because of it chose to leave the profession.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just want to remind people that Louis CK masturbated in front of multiple colleagues over the course of many years many of whom because of it chose to leave the profession.
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No shit. Another one of those crazy outages.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
No shit. Another one of those crazy outages.