Ross
@beefygoblin.bsky.social
Just a very bored man with nothing going on.
I seem to have broken a tooth but my wife just screams that I’m fine. Dentist isn’t open until Monday anyway but we share a car and my dentist is a city away. The break goes nearly to the gums on the back. What do I do?
#dentalemergency
#dentalemergency
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I seem to have broken a tooth but my wife just screams that I’m fine. Dentist isn’t open until Monday anyway but we share a car and my dentist is a city away. The break goes nearly to the gums on the back. What do I do?
#dentalemergency
#dentalemergency
Cloudfare is down. So if it’s because of Elon I’m almost impressed. In fact it took down down detector
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Cloudfare is down. So if it’s because of Elon I’m almost impressed. In fact it took down down detector
Down detector keeps going down because of the outage and that’s caused it to appear to some that no one is reporting issues. This is just funny at this point.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Down detector keeps going down because of the outage and that’s caused it to appear to some that no one is reporting issues. This is just funny at this point.
I need to buy a real camera. I’ve got foxes, woodpeckers and crumbling buildings all around me.
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I need to buy a real camera. I’ve got foxes, woodpeckers and crumbling buildings all around me.
China famously produced the shiny happy people holding hands posters. Which showed all the different races holding hands. This was in response to the outcry over Tiananmen Square. Americans just can’t tell those ethnicities apart. Seriously
October 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
China famously produced the shiny happy people holding hands posters. Which showed all the different races holding hands. This was in response to the outcry over Tiananmen Square. Americans just can’t tell those ethnicities apart. Seriously
They released my neighbor after arresting him for producing meth. I live by the school. This is next door to me. It smells terrible. He didn’t spend 2 days in jail. No bail required. wtf. I know he’s a CI but this is outrageous
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They released my neighbor after arresting him for producing meth. I live by the school. This is next door to me. It smells terrible. He didn’t spend 2 days in jail. No bail required. wtf. I know he’s a CI but this is outrageous
The police busted in my neighbors door this morning. I slept through it but they were still there hours later.
Time to celebrate. Because this guy likes to flash women and pees on my lawn.
Time to celebrate. Because this guy likes to flash women and pees on my lawn.
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The police busted in my neighbors door this morning. I slept through it but they were still there hours later.
Time to celebrate. Because this guy likes to flash women and pees on my lawn.
Time to celebrate. Because this guy likes to flash women and pees on my lawn.
I know this person in meatspace. She on her timeline called my wife a retard and posted this meme. Then she claims to not be antisemitic and tells me to have my wife evaluated for her “mentality” by which she meant IQ?
This person used to yell at me for no reason pretty much daily by the way.
This person used to yell at me for no reason pretty much daily by the way.
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know this person in meatspace. She on her timeline called my wife a retard and posted this meme. Then she claims to not be antisemitic and tells me to have my wife evaluated for her “mentality” by which she meant IQ?
This person used to yell at me for no reason pretty much daily by the way.
This person used to yell at me for no reason pretty much daily by the way.
Can we all agree that this is antisemitism and not anti Zionism. Why is she pretending otherwise and bullying my wife.
I’ve had it with Facebook.
I’ve had it with Facebook.
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Can we all agree that this is antisemitism and not anti Zionism. Why is she pretending otherwise and bullying my wife.
I’ve had it with Facebook.
I’ve had it with Facebook.
Can we talk about the forbidden flick?
Index finger. Spyderco flick. Why is it taboo? You get banned from knife forums for even asking.
Index finger. Spyderco flick. Why is it taboo? You get banned from knife forums for even asking.
August 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can we talk about the forbidden flick?
Index finger. Spyderco flick. Why is it taboo? You get banned from knife forums for even asking.
Index finger. Spyderco flick. Why is it taboo? You get banned from knife forums for even asking.
Someone I know posted this. I’m Jewish. I’m at a loss as to what to even say.
August 31, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Someone I know posted this. I’m Jewish. I’m at a loss as to what to even say.
I got myself a really nice fishing knife but it turns out the lake water is full of flesh and brain eating bacteria this summer. Now I guess it a camping knife. Is this too thin of a blade for camping stuff?
#campinggear
#campinggear
August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I got myself a really nice fishing knife but it turns out the lake water is full of flesh and brain eating bacteria this summer. Now I guess it a camping knife. Is this too thin of a blade for camping stuff?
#campinggear
#campinggear
Sent 3 days after the 20th. Never got the bill. They’ll blame the post office.
BBB matter?
BBB matter?
August 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sent 3 days after the 20th. Never got the bill. They’ll blame the post office.
BBB matter?
BBB matter?
The other ones worse. I really let myself go there.
August 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The other ones worse. I really let myself go there.
I got a callous on my toe. How do I take that off?
August 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I got a callous on my toe. How do I take that off?
Which way?
Also is it fair to keep both of these in the same cooler for company?
Also is it fair to keep both of these in the same cooler for company?
August 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Which way?
Also is it fair to keep both of these in the same cooler for company?
Also is it fair to keep both of these in the same cooler for company?
Any doctors follow me? My back shouldn’t look like this after stitches right?
July 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Any doctors follow me? My back shouldn’t look like this after stitches right?
Mole removal was a bit more extreme than I expected. Especially for not technically cancer.
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Mole removal was a bit more extreme than I expected. Especially for not technically cancer.
Wow. Those are a lot bigger than our little guys.
May 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wow. Those are a lot bigger than our little guys.
Meet rover. One of 6 fox cubs that hang out up the street. As you can see he gives no fucks.
May 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Meet rover. One of 6 fox cubs that hang out up the street. As you can see he gives no fucks.
What kind of dogs are these?
May 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What kind of dogs are these?
Celebrating this with a rip.
April 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Celebrating this with a rip.