Ross
@beefygoblin.bsky.social
Just a very bored man with nothing going on.
This is nothing compared to the dab counter on my wife’s medical vaporizer. But I don’t think there is much nickel in the hash rosin, bho, whatever is making that horrible smell because she won’t turn it down
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This is nothing compared to the dab counter on my wife’s medical vaporizer. But I don’t think there is much nickel in the hash rosin, bho, whatever is making that horrible smell because she won’t turn it down
You should cut it.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
You should cut it.
I made that joke as accessible as possible and no one liked it. So I should just unleash the beast going forward. Should have gone with “so just Aleister Crowley?”
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I made that joke as accessible as possible and no one liked it. So I should just unleash the beast going forward. Should have gone with “so just Aleister Crowley?”
An island where little girls rape adult males?
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December 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
An island where little girls rape adult males?
So Harry Potter books and Bukowski.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So Harry Potter books and Bukowski.
That’s what I call my pullout game.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That’s what I call my pullout game.
It has its moments. The pillow talk scene is hilarious
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It has its moments. The pillow talk scene is hilarious
My relatives got several feet of snow and it’s negative 12 there.
Too cold to snow my ass.
Too cold to snow my ass.
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My relatives got several feet of snow and it’s negative 12 there.
Too cold to snow my ass.
Too cold to snow my ass.
Will the war crimes investigation stop this nonsense or will we still go to war in an attempt to pump the economy?
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Will the war crimes investigation stop this nonsense or will we still go to war in an attempt to pump the economy?
My favorite part is the bit with the decongestants.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My favorite part is the bit with the decongestants.
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The Hebrew Hammer is fantastic. Absolutely hilarious.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Hebrew Hammer is fantastic. Absolutely hilarious.
The Hebrew Hammer. It’s about a private detective who saves Chanukah from an evil Santa clause played by Andy Dick.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The Hebrew Hammer. It’s about a private detective who saves Chanukah from an evil Santa clause played by Andy Dick.
We watch it on Christmas. So I cannot argue that it’s not one. Same way I can’t argue that Chinese isn’t Christmas food or that underwear isn’t an appropriate Chanukah gift.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We watch it on Christmas. So I cannot argue that it’s not one. Same way I can’t argue that Chinese isn’t Christmas food or that underwear isn’t an appropriate Chanukah gift.
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I like how, back then, the joke was that there's no way in hell he'd ever get away with this, and how he's waaaay too optimistic about the attempt. Oh how the turn tables!
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I like how, back then, the joke was that there's no way in hell he'd ever get away with this, and how he's waaaay too optimistic about the attempt. Oh how the turn tables!
Since the covid lockdowns started I’ve lost 45 pounds. Without trying. While still eating crap.
This is actually starting to get concerning. But I was very large.
This is actually starting to get concerning. But I was very large.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Since the covid lockdowns started I’ve lost 45 pounds. Without trying. While still eating crap.
This is actually starting to get concerning. But I was very large.
This is actually starting to get concerning. But I was very large.