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There's a lot of great trance around at the moment.

https://www.soundcloud.com/djlazarus
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥

Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I mean, it's a shame the world cup will be a fiasco if it even goes ahead at all, but that was magnificent.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hooo buoy
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Accidentally woke the twins when that third goal went in
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Oooooooohhhh
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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getting a lot of use out of this quote lately
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Doh
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh my word
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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He’s keeping the faith
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Come on Scotland, don't go doing a Scotland.
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.

metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"

"I don't recall saying good luck."
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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a jury of my peers? well then yer honor go ahead and find 12 folks that piss in the sink
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Incidentally, the gift link feed on here is great if you don't like paywalls bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Read this yesterday and it's awesome, gift link too
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM