Baby Ablaze
@babyablaze.bsky.social
Yea, the one and only BabyAblaze. Thanks for finding me here 💋
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Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Like seriously, everything would be fine if everyone would just drive exactly like I do.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Like seriously, everything would be fine if everyone would just drive exactly like I do.
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I would share my Reese's with you
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I would share my Reese's with you
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okay but what if I want to just lay on the couch in the dark and listen to the rain
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
okay but what if I want to just lay on the couch in the dark and listen to the rain
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*screams into the pumpkin spiced void*
September 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
*screams into the pumpkin spiced void*
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Ask your doctor if Giving Up™️ is right for you!
January 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ask your doctor if Giving Up™️ is right for you!
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It's 2025, I don't think I should have to pee in the middle of the night just because I drank something the day before.
January 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It's 2025, I don't think I should have to pee in the middle of the night just because I drank something the day before.
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may I lick your fingers? um I mean, may I shake your hand?
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
may I lick your fingers? um I mean, may I shake your hand?
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I have grudges older than you
January 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I have grudges older than you
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Just traded a wooden spoon for a few jars of local honey. Time is a construct, man
January 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just traded a wooden spoon for a few jars of local honey. Time is a construct, man
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Changing the way I think by not thinking at all
January 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Changing the way I think by not thinking at all
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I made up a song about Gravol being my boyfriend today if you want to know how I’m doing mentally.
December 6, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I made up a song about Gravol being my boyfriend today if you want to know how I’m doing mentally.
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[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]
He's awake and posting.
He's awake and posting.
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]
He's awake and posting.
He's awake and posting.
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*running into someone i haven’t seen in forever* omg, i think about your dog all the time!
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
*running into someone i haven’t seen in forever* omg, i think about your dog all the time!
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well it took me a few days but I finally just got done validating all of your handles again thank me later / pay it forward
and eat ass
and eat ass
November 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
well it took me a few days but I finally just got done validating all of your handles again thank me later / pay it forward
and eat ass
and eat ass
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I only kiss hanging upside down like Spider-Man. It’s never been a deal breaker for anyone I’ve dated so far.
November 13, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I only kiss hanging upside down like Spider-Man. It’s never been a deal breaker for anyone I’ve dated so far.
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*pops out of thin air. poof*
*likes your post*
*disappears in a small puff of smoke*
*likes your post*
*disappears in a small puff of smoke*
November 9, 2024 at 4:19 PM
*pops out of thin air. poof*
*likes your post*
*disappears in a small puff of smoke*
*likes your post*
*disappears in a small puff of smoke*
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“too much is never enough!” I shout as I roll over and go back to sleep
November 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
“too much is never enough!” I shout as I roll over and go back to sleep
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Him: Let's get engagement.
Her: You mean engaged?
Him: No *holds up Bluesky*
Her: You mean engaged?
Him: No *holds up Bluesky*
November 13, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Him: Let's get engagement.
Her: You mean engaged?
Him: No *holds up Bluesky*
Her: You mean engaged?
Him: No *holds up Bluesky*
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Keep people on their toes. If they ask “how are you,” respond with, “what the fuck did you just say to me?”
November 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Keep people on their toes. If they ask “how are you,” respond with, “what the fuck did you just say to me?”
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It’s weird how mail is 99% garbage and 1% the most important documents you will ever receive in your life
November 7, 2024 at 8:39 PM
It’s weird how mail is 99% garbage and 1% the most important documents you will ever receive in your life