Magic Girl Maria
@b-b-yaga.bsky.social
I don’t do coke, but my feelings will be hurt if you don’t invite me to the bathroom with you
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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We really need to abolish all private jets, heaven forbid these fucks are forced into first class on a commercial flight - then the plebs walk RIGHT BY THEM!!! Public servants exposed to the public they're serving? Outrageous!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We really need to abolish all private jets, heaven forbid these fucks are forced into first class on a commercial flight - then the plebs walk RIGHT BY THEM!!! Public servants exposed to the public they're serving? Outrageous!!!
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Listening to a supercut of Claire saying “Hi I’m Claire Saffitz and today…” made me tear up. Talk about a Covid memory. I had Claire Saffitz and Chris Morocco when the gas ran out in North Carolina and i stuck was home alone (long story, pipeline malware attack) #Hyperfixed #ClaireSaffitz
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Listening to a supercut of Claire saying “Hi I’m Claire Saffitz and today…” made me tear up. Talk about a Covid memory. I had Claire Saffitz and Chris Morocco when the gas ran out in North Carolina and i stuck was home alone (long story, pipeline malware attack) #Hyperfixed #ClaireSaffitz
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Today I am bottom right.
Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙
Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Today I am bottom right.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙
Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙
Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
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I just finished this one. Extremely fun and creepy, with characters I was actually concerned for, which is rare (for me) in a low-budget found footage flick. The effects don’t overstay their welcome for the most part.
It’s maybe not one I’ll rewatch within the year, but I’m still glad I watched it.
It’s maybe not one I’ll rewatch within the year, but I’m still glad I watched it.
You should watch Jay Dahl’s THERE ARE MONSTERS (2013), in which some graduate students making a film discover a quiet, insidious apocalypse happening all around them. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers by way of Unedited Footage Of A Bear / This House Has People In It. Feels evil.
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I just finished this one. Extremely fun and creepy, with characters I was actually concerned for, which is rare (for me) in a low-budget found footage flick. The effects don’t overstay their welcome for the most part.
It’s maybe not one I’ll rewatch within the year, but I’m still glad I watched it.
It’s maybe not one I’ll rewatch within the year, but I’m still glad I watched it.
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i mean come on this is accurate imagery of me and captain oats in the park
September 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
i mean come on this is accurate imagery of me and captain oats in the park
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my fashion inspiration for the winter:
September 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
my fashion inspiration for the winter:
Just passed 10 hours on Spanish in Mango Language and to rewards myself I ordered a practice book on Spanish. #Mango #LibraryApp #LearningSpanish #SelfTaught
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just passed 10 hours on Spanish in Mango Language and to rewards myself I ordered a practice book on Spanish. #Mango #LibraryApp #LearningSpanish #SelfTaught
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I didn't get to do #FishOfTheWeek last week because I was in Poland for field work, but it's gar week this week so of course I have to talk about one of my all-time favorite fishes. And there's a lot know, so get ready to learn something new
1/8
1/8
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I didn't get to do #FishOfTheWeek last week because I was in Poland for field work, but it's gar week this week so of course I have to talk about one of my all-time favorite fishes. And there's a lot know, so get ready to learn something new
1/8
1/8
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Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
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God damn the new Danny Brown album is so good.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
God damn the new Danny Brown album is so good.
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A reintroduction of shellfish, just to improve water quality and not as a commercial fishery. Welcome news for #Dublin Let’s see how they get on. #rewilding www.rte.ie/news/dublin/...
Oysters returned to Dún Laoghaire harbour after 200 years
More than 18,000 oysters are being deployed in Dún Laoghaire harbour in Dublin, as part of an effort to try to reintroduce the shellfish to Dublin Bay over 200 years after they became extinct from the...
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November 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
A reintroduction of shellfish, just to improve water quality and not as a commercial fishery. Welcome news for #Dublin Let’s see how they get on. #rewilding www.rte.ie/news/dublin/...
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here's something cool: the son of the letter carrier on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (McFeely) is a real letter carrier for the USPS and he's our letter carrier and he's awesome
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
here's something cool: the son of the letter carrier on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (McFeely) is a real letter carrier for the USPS and he's our letter carrier and he's awesome
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i need the xbox controller shibari
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i need the xbox controller shibari
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Al Michaels giving us some moon analysis
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Al Michaels giving us some moon analysis
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
The beaver moon is CRAZY this year. So full. Out during the day. I wish the moon was MY girlfriend #moon #beavermoon
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The beaver moon is CRAZY this year. So full. Out during the day. I wish the moon was MY girlfriend #moon #beavermoon
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point