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Magic Girl Maria
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I don’t do coke, but my feelings will be hurt if you don’t invite me to the bathroom with you
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They’re finished!!!
My shashiko jeans. That’s chalkboard marker which I guess you shouldn’t use like chalk lol. It is a picture of my butt but I worked so hard on the jeans. I hope they last! A pic of my shashiko jeans. It’s very monochromatic bc everything was green at one point. The jeans. The sheets. And now it’s like a greige since they’re old and soft. And also where else can you fly high waist, all button skinny jeans
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Listening to a supercut of Claire saying “Hi I’m Claire Saffitz and today…” made me tear up. Talk about a Covid memory. I had Claire Saffitz and Chris Morocco when the gas ran out in North Carolina and i stuck was home alone (long story, pipeline malware attack) #Hyperfixed #ClaireSaffitz
What is more delightful in the world than a tater tot? - Claire Saffitz
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Can’t stop thinking about #RHslc Bronwyn and Lisa I would NEVER tell a secret to. Bronwyn is SUCH a tattle tale and Lisa will just say whatever. I still can’t believe Meredith forgave her for the hot mic moment. Angie I would trust with a secret.
Lisa’s famous hot mic about Meredith reading, “Meredith can go fuck herzelf: I’m done with her. Cause I’m not a fucking whore and I don’t cheat on my ex-husband. Her dumb fucking family that poses. Why don’t you own a house? Oh wait, you can’t because your husband changes jobs every five minutes. Meredith is a piece of fucking shit. I had your back and I’m offended by that. Fuck you. That fucking piece of shit garbage whore. She fucked half of New York. She can go fuck herself.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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We’re definitely comfier in the new chair
She no longer sits her bony butt on me. We (white woman and brown standard poodle) just lean against each other
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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RIP this work configuration. We’re upgrading our desk chair today
My standard poodle on my lap. Shes too large for this to be comfortable so I am getting a chair that the arms fold down Here’s another shot of her sitting in my lap, resting her head on the desk Another pic of Harlow resting her big one head on my desk but this time her eyes are closed.
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The vibe coming into Halloween week
My baby girl Harlow the poodle mid jump.
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The desire to play all the cool games that come out, but remembering that I’m still stuck on this guy in DMC1 so maybe I should cool my jets #DMC1 #Dante #NeroAngel
Nero Angel from Devil May Cry 1 (Capcom video game). Maybe I’ll grind over like Thanksgiving when I have some time.
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Sometimes Reddit delivers lol. Didnt expect to see this in r/handbags.
Screenshot of a Reddit post in the subreddit r/handbags. The title of the post is “what bag is this she wearing?” And the attached picture is a woman in a blazer and work dress. She’s squared up to an ICE truck and flipping the double bird to em. Her purse is admittedly beautiful and looks functional.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Just gotta weave in my loosies and my socks are fixed. and you can’t doom scroll if your fixing socks
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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You may notice this is completely different colors Because the other threads were fraying too much. It’s nice being able to start over and try again. one more hole until the socks are fixed
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Oh this is really good. Perfect spooky book to continue October. #TheBuffaloBuffaloHunter #StephenGrahamJones #LibraryRental #Audiobooks
Screenshot of my Libby app showing I’m only two and a half hours into this book.
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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He’s right
Meme of a dog being lost in a red sauce
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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i keep reminding myself that the jeans are already fucked up and at least now I won’t fear for my decency putting them on. #shashiko #mending
Worn-in pair of jeans with just a general idea of problem areas mapped out in green washable marker Backside of a worn in pair of jeans Shashiko applied. Really trusting the process. But excited to have reinforced jeans for winter Inside of jeans with a red patch sewn on. Def still a work in progress
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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“I’m ready for bed, mom. You cannot make me move”
My dog, a brown standard poodle, tucked under the green fitted sheet I was trying to put on my bed She is so tiny and cute in the full photo
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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#darning #speedweve #TiredofBuyingSocks
Beginning of a darning project. A hand holding a speedweve with yellow and blue alternating weave strands. No weft strands have been done
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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there do be weather out there. #Wind #StormSurge #Maryland #EasternShore
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Finished my first spooky book of the season! Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. I really enjoyed it as the weirdo, youngest daughter in my family. Great ghost story and vacation family dynamics. Definitely a slow burn.
Cover of Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. The cover is the a likeness of an oil painting, presumably by an Italian great artist. It’s a blonde woman in a red dress that shows her sloping shoulders. In thin, gray hands she holds a book. Prominently, instead of showing her visage, her faced is just smudged oil paint.
October 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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finally got back around to sewing the teeth on. I started with a thick applique outline on the big teeth, and then wanted to wear this quicker so I blanket stitched the other two on and I’ll finish the thick border later when I’m bored #constantheadache #joycemanor #teeth #embroidery #patch
October 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Spent last night doing some quick fixes
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Unless your Becky!! She’s Irish and perfect in my eyes
Screenshot of a tweet. The quoted tweet reads, “After double # Jeopardy: (#CelebrityJeopardy) Macaulay 25 correct 3 incorrect Rachel 20 correct 2 incorrect Becky 0 correct 5 incorrect” Then around that quote is an update: “Yes, this is believed to [be] the first instance of a player giving 0 correct responses through 60 clues #Jeopardy #CelebrityJeopardy”
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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“these hoes de-pressed,
I’m not cause I take MY MEDS”
(Me knowing full well I am depressed, and I just remembered to take my meds today cause I got a brain zaps ⚡️)
Thor squad single art
October 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Goatman makes me google the Bunnyman and learning hes from Virginia originally (but i remember reading a story about him in spooky Maryland to my friends) BUT my favorite is TV HEAD
TV Head from Henrico County, VA waving good bye as they leaves an old school tv on someone’s suburban porch. I wonder if they know the person inside needs some spare parts. TV HEAD lugging a smallish old style TV to a well kept suburban porch. It is night. They wear a blue workman style jumpsuit. It kind of looks like there is a smiling face burned into TV HEADs screen where a humans head would be.
October 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Yesterday was a good day. Ebiked around the city. Bought some local art. yada yada
Two kinda tiny prints. A lucky humans foot 4x6 and an 8x10 of an xy-axis graph overlaid with an oval, some math functions, and lithops The artist’s card reading @RenderingCosmos. I picked the two that sprung out to me but there were others that literally made me laugh out loud.
September 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Landed
Me at da airport for a leetle trip. No backs checked bc I’m a pro. Mask on bc I am anxious. Truly love the anonymity wearing a mask allows me. I should sew some sick mask covers that show off my personality. Or draw a smiley face like that pandemic movie with Chris Pine.
September 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I lied, it’s a sweatshirt. do I have plenty of clothes to actually mend? Yea. And I did this instead #LogoCover
September 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM