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*thoughtfully, with the serenity of a buddha* Let’s fucking go
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
*thoughtfully, with the serenity of a buddha* Let’s fucking go
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“Man made horrors beyond our comprehension” yeah man, YOUR comprehension. I’m comprehending these horrors just fine. Maybe it’s a skill issue?
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“Man made horrors beyond our comprehension” yeah man, YOUR comprehension. I’m comprehending these horrors just fine. Maybe it’s a skill issue?
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While two of the most powerful men in the world are fighting, it's important to remember that they're both huge pieces of shit
June 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
While two of the most powerful men in the world are fighting, it's important to remember that they're both huge pieces of shit
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Not seeing people get what they deserve is affecting my health
May 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Not seeing people get what they deserve is affecting my health
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Hello neighbor who I have met close to 40 times and I still do not remember your name. How is your something or whatever?
April 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hello neighbor who I have met close to 40 times and I still do not remember your name. How is your something or whatever?
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Has anyone figured out how we can deposit animal crossing bells into our real life bank accounts bc that would help some stuff
April 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Has anyone figured out how we can deposit animal crossing bells into our real life bank accounts bc that would help some stuff
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“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
September 4, 2023 at 9:56 PM
“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
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look elon musk made cybertrucks bulletproof why are they mad they are getting vandalized!! they were built to withstand bullying, grow up
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
look elon musk made cybertrucks bulletproof why are they mad they are getting vandalized!! they were built to withstand bullying, grow up
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Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
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After 1 am, every Arby’s parking lot becomes international waters.
March 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
After 1 am, every Arby’s parking lot becomes international waters.
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upon further reflection evolution was a mistake. today i shall be focusing on growing back my gills and returning to the sea
March 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
upon further reflection evolution was a mistake. today i shall be focusing on growing back my gills and returning to the sea
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
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Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house?
February 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house?
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STOP reading books and START drinking paint
February 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
STOP reading books and START drinking paint
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Sorry, I can’t come to work. I’m full of microplastics.
January 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sorry, I can’t come to work. I’m full of microplastics.
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they should make gushers that scream when you bite into them
January 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
they should make gushers that scream when you bite into them
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5:24AM and the Devil’s already at my front door wearing raybans and highend athleisure clothes, drinking a smoothie. “Time to WAKE UP and COMMIT SINS”. He has already been to the gym and done cocaine today
January 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
5:24AM and the Devil’s already at my front door wearing raybans and highend athleisure clothes, drinking a smoothie. “Time to WAKE UP and COMMIT SINS”. He has already been to the gym and done cocaine today
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Do one thing every day that burns down your neighbour's garden shed
December 31, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Do one thing every day that burns down your neighbour's garden shed
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Destabilizing the economy by eating nickels by the bowlful
December 23, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Destabilizing the economy by eating nickels by the bowlful
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waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
December 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES