Always tired
@alwaystireddad.bsky.social
Dad of 2. Here for laughs. Send caffeine ☕️
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Thinking about the time my kid brought home a recorder from school and how much her teacher must have laughed at all of us parents.
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Thinking about the time my kid brought home a recorder from school and how much her teacher must have laughed at all of us parents.
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My New Year's Resolution is to start being more assertive, if that's okay with all of you
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
My New Year's Resolution is to start being more assertive, if that's okay with all of you
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Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
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I'm really too tired for all that.
Me, to everything.
Me, to everything.
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I'm really too tired for all that.
Me, to everything.
Me, to everything.
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bsky feature that immediately shows people this after they block me
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
Alt: gif that shows gladiator asking if you’re not entertained after I get blocked
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December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
bsky feature that immediately shows people this after they block me
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"skidaddle" I say at my intervention for using defunct and or out of date words from the 1800s. *Wife begins crying*
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"skidaddle" I say at my intervention for using defunct and or out of date words from the 1800s. *Wife begins crying*
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You’d think by day three my house would be clean but no
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You’d think by day three my house would be clean but no
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No one better make me rue this day
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
No one better make me rue this day
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showing up to work this week
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone
Alt: Marshawn Lynch wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone saying “im here so i wont get fined”
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December 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
showing up to work this week
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I get all of the exercise I need by pushing other people’s buttons
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I get all of the exercise I need by pushing other people’s buttons
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
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Me: Is that a social cue? You have to tell me if it's a social cue
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Me: Is that a social cue? You have to tell me if it's a social cue
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anime guy working at the bank where you're signing pages and pages of paperwork: this isn't even my final form
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
anime guy working at the bank where you're signing pages and pages of paperwork: this isn't even my final form
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Santa claus is coming to town, and this time he is not fucking around
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Santa claus is coming to town, and this time he is not fucking around
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good morning from my husky/malamute
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
good morning from my husky/malamute
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I need someone to physically slap the Christmas cookies out of my hand.
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I need someone to physically slap the Christmas cookies out of my hand.
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bad news: the last slice of pizza didn’t fix me
maybe if I had had just one more
maybe if I had had just one more
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
bad news: the last slice of pizza didn’t fix me
maybe if I had had just one more
maybe if I had had just one more
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FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
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I just insulted my kid, I call that a sonburn
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I just insulted my kid, I call that a sonburn
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bold of you to assume I have contacts Bluesky
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
bold of you to assume I have contacts Bluesky
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yeah i love push ups- push up these chips into my mouth
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
yeah i love push ups- push up these chips into my mouth
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