tavern tunage
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still waiting for intelligent longform cultural criticism with psychomarxist explanation of the "everything is butthole" logorrhea in the AI space
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
still waiting for intelligent longform cultural criticism with psychomarxist explanation of the "everything is butthole" logorrhea in the AI space
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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for all my water freaks out there
June 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
for all my water freaks out there
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You can feel however you want about Kirk getting murdered but it’s just a fact that he was a hateful person who made the world worse and more dangerous for his own profit
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
You can feel however you want about Kirk getting murdered but it’s just a fact that he was a hateful person who made the world worse and more dangerous for his own profit
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The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
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Donald Trump is in the Epstein files
The Israeli government is committing genocide
ICE is filling political quotas
These are true statements. Spread the word.
The Israeli government is committing genocide
ICE is filling political quotas
These are true statements. Spread the word.
August 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files
The Israeli government is committing genocide
ICE is filling political quotas
These are true statements. Spread the word.
The Israeli government is committing genocide
ICE is filling political quotas
These are true statements. Spread the word.
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Social media is not a necessity of life people should just use the sites they like I don’t understand why there needs to be any takes other than that
August 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Social media is not a necessity of life people should just use the sites they like I don’t understand why there needs to be any takes other than that
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
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That is among the least unlikely things I've ever heard.
August 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That is among the least unlikely things I've ever heard.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
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AURRR NAURRRRRRR
NEWS 🚨: Australia's historic first-ever orbital rocket crashes after attempting to take off
It lasted about 14 seconds
It lasted about 14 seconds
July 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
AURRR NAURRRRRRR
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here’s just a list of numbers
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
here’s just a list of numbers
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Hunter Biden of all people said some true shit and it went viral. People are desperate to see some passion. We're desperate to see fight. My message to Dem leaders and consultants is simple. If Hunter fucking Biden can capture our attention and you can't, maybe that's worth reflecting on.
July 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hunter Biden of all people said some true shit and it went viral. People are desperate to see some passion. We're desperate to see fight. My message to Dem leaders and consultants is simple. If Hunter fucking Biden can capture our attention and you can't, maybe that's worth reflecting on.
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I love having to think about Jeffrey Epstein every single day of my life.
July 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love having to think about Jeffrey Epstein every single day of my life.
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Just a reminder that literally nothing can happen - anonymous comments made on Facebook! - and you can write a big negative story about a politician if you don't like them and have it blasted across social media with a negative photo choice
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just a reminder that literally nothing can happen - anonymous comments made on Facebook! - and you can write a big negative story about a politician if you don't like them and have it blasted across social media with a negative photo choice
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Lemme explain what bilateral trade deficits are, so that you can better understand -- and perhaps be infuriated by -- the intellectual error that's transforming our economy. #TeachEcon
May 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Lemme explain what bilateral trade deficits are, so that you can better understand -- and perhaps be infuriated by -- the intellectual error that's transforming our economy. #TeachEcon
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In my 40s, “a woman who has let herself go” begins to sound less like a tragedy and more like a horse who has finally figured out how to open the gate.
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In my 40s, “a woman who has let herself go” begins to sound less like a tragedy and more like a horse who has finally figured out how to open the gate.
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Top Gun 2 was just an objectively terrible movie.
July 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Top Gun 2 was just an objectively terrible movie.
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Still weird to me that Mike
Johnson looks like Stephen Colbert’s Scrappy-Doo
Johnson looks like Stephen Colbert’s Scrappy-Doo
July 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Still weird to me that Mike
Johnson looks like Stephen Colbert’s Scrappy-Doo
Johnson looks like Stephen Colbert’s Scrappy-Doo