the bagel witch
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Ziggy from the cartoon Ziggy
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
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How many bad things can you know about before you go insane
May 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
How many bad things can you know about before you go insane
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
i think i manifested this
I KNOW some of you are horrible theater kids like myself, and I KNOW you will be interested in the news that Warners has put the entirety of Waiting for Guffman on YouTube with no ads.
Waiting for Guffman | Full Movie | Warner Bros. Entertainment
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Entertainment
youtu.be
February 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i think i manifested this
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wow just logged off and there are problems there too
February 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
wow just logged off and there are problems there too
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When Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy and unfortunately Momma's got Seasonal Affective Disorder
February 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy and unfortunately Momma's got Seasonal Affective Disorder
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THIS IS FOR SELF TITLED. THIS IS FOR LEMONADE. THIS IS FOR RENAISSANCE.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
THIS IS FOR SELF TITLED. THIS IS FOR LEMONADE. THIS IS FOR RENAISSANCE.
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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i think my cat is gaslighting me
January 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i think my cat is gaslighting me
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Drunk and high ! On Christmas Eve
December 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Drunk and high ! On Christmas Eve
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Channeling her this Christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Channeling her this Christmas.
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I send this to my girlfriends whenever they talk about their new dudes
December 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I send this to my girlfriends whenever they talk about their new dudes
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look, italians are complicated people
December 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM
look, italians are complicated people
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Love that Snoopy cooked a nice dinner for his good buddy Woodstock and made random bullshit for Charlie
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Love that Snoopy cooked a nice dinner for his good buddy Woodstock and made random bullshit for Charlie
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Blithe smile // Blythe smile
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Blithe smile // Blythe smile
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Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me
November 19, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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I try not to be “negative” and then more bad things happen and people continue to be clueless
November 16, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I try not to be “negative” and then more bad things happen and people continue to be clueless