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@adorableautist.bsky.social
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i'm doing my best to waste my life by reading books and never actually doing anything
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i'm doing my best to waste my life by reading books and never actually doing anything
follow for infrequent posting of questionable quality 😘
what i'm reading: https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/adorableautist
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· May 17
random cis lady at work: what are your pronouns?
me: i am the primordial ooze from which chromosomes are birthed! i am the gaping maw on the face of god whose voice dictates the phenotype of one's soul! i am gender itself!
lady: cool okay. i just wanted to make sure.
me: i am the primordial ooze from which chromosomes are birthed! i am the gaping maw on the face of god whose voice dictates the phenotype of one's soul! i am gender itself!
lady: cool okay. i just wanted to make sure.
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Hey! Here is a really important distinction:
satire
vs.
being shitty, but in a jokey tone
satire
vs.
being shitty, but in a jokey tone
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hey! Here is a really important distinction:
satire
vs.
being shitty, but in a jokey tone
satire
vs.
being shitty, but in a jokey tone
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The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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NONBINARY 👏 PEOPLE 👏 CAN 👏 HAVE 👏 GOOD 👏 FASHION 👏
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
NONBINARY 👏 PEOPLE 👏 CAN 👏 HAVE 👏 GOOD 👏 FASHION 👏
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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LOCK THE FUCK IN EVERYONE
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
LOCK THE FUCK IN EVERYONE
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my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
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Yes!
And I think he did great work with media but honestly nothing had me saying "oh wow communicator of a generation."
No. He's likeable, he's decent, his policies are popular, he has a campaign work ethic.
Maybe most importantly: he obviously had competent staff and obviously listened to them.
And I think he did great work with media but honestly nothing had me saying "oh wow communicator of a generation."
No. He's likeable, he's decent, his policies are popular, he has a campaign work ethic.
Maybe most importantly: he obviously had competent staff and obviously listened to them.
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yes!
And I think he did great work with media but honestly nothing had me saying "oh wow communicator of a generation."
No. He's likeable, he's decent, his policies are popular, he has a campaign work ethic.
Maybe most importantly: he obviously had competent staff and obviously listened to them.
And I think he did great work with media but honestly nothing had me saying "oh wow communicator of a generation."
No. He's likeable, he's decent, his policies are popular, he has a campaign work ethic.
Maybe most importantly: he obviously had competent staff and obviously listened to them.
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broke: meangirls group chat
woke: transsexual assimilationist passoid clique
bespoke: luckshit gigastacy consentoid friendcel deep state
woke: transsexual assimilationist passoid clique
bespoke: luckshit gigastacy consentoid friendcel deep state
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
broke: meangirls group chat
woke: transsexual assimilationist passoid clique
bespoke: luckshit gigastacy consentoid friendcel deep state
woke: transsexual assimilationist passoid clique
bespoke: luckshit gigastacy consentoid friendcel deep state
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You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
The defeatism on the left after we just had one of the most high profile primary upsets ever, is absolutely insane. The path forward is right there, we just saw a huge step work
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Yes, and now everyone realizes we can't win with this team. Time to blow it up and rebuild. Tank for some picks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
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making friends is so hard when you're kinda antisocial and also a cunt
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
making friends is so hard when you're kinda antisocial and also a cunt
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Being alive is hard but you all make it much much easier and worth it 🫶
#nightnighttime
#nightnighttime
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Being alive is hard but you all make it much much easier and worth it 🫶
#nightnighttime
#nightnighttime
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there’s a thing here about for the last decade or so, online people have been very negative about small talk - the weather, or local news, or whatever - and small talk is the grease that keeps physical interactions going, and i am tired of ceding that to shut-ins
i say thank you to the bus driver when i get on and yell thank you when i get off every day i ride the bus, and i take two buses to and from work, being nice and friendly costs you nothing and should be your default expectation for yourself because it improves your day and everyone else’s day
Being nice to people is just fun. Asked young server at taco place how her day was going (fine but tired) and she asked me back. I said I managed to finish my to-do list and she unexpectedly gave me a high five! Treating people like people is always rewarding.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
there’s a thing here about for the last decade or so, online people have been very negative about small talk - the weather, or local news, or whatever - and small talk is the grease that keeps physical interactions going, and i am tired of ceding that to shut-ins
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saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there
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Asthma aka awake apnea
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Asthma aka awake apnea
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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one of my favorite things is when the subject of a piece threatens a journalist and the journalist responds by casually printing everything very matter of factly
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
one of my favorite things is when the subject of a piece threatens a journalist and the journalist responds by casually printing everything very matter of factly
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Across my FedBook feed, I am seeing some comrades coordinating and encouraging others to buy out street vendors so that those people aren't exposed to potential kidnapping. While it's beyond distressing to know how at risk they are, I am also taking so much heart in how people are moving to help.
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Across my FedBook feed, I am seeing some comrades coordinating and encouraging others to buy out street vendors so that those people aren't exposed to potential kidnapping. While it's beyond distressing to know how at risk they are, I am also taking so much heart in how people are moving to help.
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saying "you're so valid" instead of "good girl" during sex
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
saying "you're so valid" instead of "good girl" during sex
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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
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October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
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If your foodstamps get cut off November first just go to the store and take whatever you want to eat. Bring a gun. If someone tries to stop you, kill them
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If your foodstamps get cut off November first just go to the store and take whatever you want to eat. Bring a gun. If someone tries to stop you, kill them