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Special Agent Ben Shadow
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I am a cat.
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logicallyjc.bsky.social
She voted for hepatitis?
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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oldenoughtosay.com
did… did the dog write this recipe
10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image depicts a comic. Panel one shows the main character lying in bed with a heating pad. Panel two shows the same image, but now a cat has appeared on the heating pad. Panel three shows the same image, but a second cat has appeared alongside the first on the heating pad. Panel four shows the same image with two cats on the heating pad, one dropping from the ceiling, and one entering through the window.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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maureenjohnsonbooks.com
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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astrokatie.com
Some of my best friends are other people’s dogs 🐶❤️🥹
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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bcdreyer.social
Goodbye to the master.

❤️
Tom Stoppard, photographed by Laura Hynd.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
The truth 🐊
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
Underwater shot of someone holding a surfboard with the words "DO NOT EAT" written on it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way

DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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astrokatie.com
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
A jack-o-lantern on someone’s porch steps. The pumpkin is old and starting to rot in such a way that it looks like an old man with no teeth, making a grumpy expression, with the top also falling in. This pumpkin has seen some stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
merry christmas
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
A haunted house but it's just a room full of people saying.. Are you mad at me?
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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mistakotta.bsky.social
I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.
August 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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midge.bsky.social
I keep secrets by forgetting what you told me almost immediately
July 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
I could use some performance-enhancing hugs.
July 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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im-all-id.me
What if you had a wet sock AND a wet sleeve what then
June 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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daisy91.bsky.social
We already have enough hate in the world, we don’t need it here. Have a fabulous Friday, beautiful people.
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
I feel like I would be a great librarian except for the part where I have to let people leave with my books. You put those back I don't care what your little card says.
June 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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itsjoels.bsky.social
Six months until Christmas.
June 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
the thing i love about tasks is how they get easier the longer you wait
June 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM