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Nothing would bring me more holiday cheer than the AI bubble bursting in conjunction with terrible "Black Friday" sales so that I can enjoy the tech bros' and CEOs' shrieks all holiday season long.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Nothing would bring me more holiday cheer than the AI bubble bursting in conjunction with terrible "Black Friday" sales so that I can enjoy the tech bros' and CEOs' shrieks all holiday season long.
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ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
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It’s just wild that every month, we have a new group/person/company coming out like, “woke is dead. Here’s a straight pride shirt” and then two months later they reappear and say “we lost all our money. Here’s some woke”
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s just wild that every month, we have a new group/person/company coming out like, “woke is dead. Here’s a straight pride shirt” and then two months later they reappear and say “we lost all our money. Here’s some woke”
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Elon Musk is simultaneously the richest man in the world and also the biggest ambassador of the male loneliness crisis all at once, which goes to show that Charles Dickens was correct when he said “money can’t buy you love nor rizz.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Elon Musk is simultaneously the richest man in the world and also the biggest ambassador of the male loneliness crisis all at once, which goes to show that Charles Dickens was correct when he said “money can’t buy you love nor rizz.”
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AI boosters are beginning to crash out
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
AI boosters are beginning to crash out
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Every time YouTube brings up so-called community standards and acts like the arbiter of trust & safety, feel free to remember it’s a platform where Nazis are allowed to say what they please and mentioning the Holocaust by name is considered inappropriate.
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Every time YouTube brings up so-called community standards and acts like the arbiter of trust & safety, feel free to remember it’s a platform where Nazis are allowed to say what they please and mentioning the Holocaust by name is considered inappropriate.
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I put the "meh" in "somehow"
I put the "aw" in "awkward"
I put the "er" in "power"
September 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I put the "meh" in "somehow"
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*Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are led out in front of a firing squad*
Schumer: This is one more step towards authoritarianism.
Jeffries: Dude! Keep your voice down.
Schumer: This is one more step towards authoritarianism.
Jeffries: Dude! Keep your voice down.
September 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
*Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are led out in front of a firing squad*
Schumer: This is one more step towards authoritarianism.
Jeffries: Dude! Keep your voice down.
Schumer: This is one more step towards authoritarianism.
Jeffries: Dude! Keep your voice down.
Cats absolutely can not process sneezing. They look as if someone just committed a crime even if they just did it themselves. It's amazing.
I SNEEZED REALLY VIOLENTLY AND THIS IS THE LOOK SHE GAVE ME IM CRYING
September 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Cats absolutely can not process sneezing. They look as if someone just committed a crime even if they just did it themselves. It's amazing.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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Do you think it bothers the the anti-woke "StarWars" fanboi-whiners that fans of the second least-edgy guy in Boomer Mom&Dad demo late-night NETWORK TV comedy have been able to inflict a more *devastating* consumer impact on The Mouse in 2.5 DAYS than they managed in almost a DECADE?
Disney has lost nearly $4 Billion in three days from combined stock price collapse and cancelled subscriptions.
September 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Do you think it bothers the the anti-woke "StarWars" fanboi-whiners that fans of the second least-edgy guy in Boomer Mom&Dad demo late-night NETWORK TV comedy have been able to inflict a more *devastating* consumer impact on The Mouse in 2.5 DAYS than they managed in almost a DECADE?
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Do they still make jobs that aren't just totally pointless mental torture
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Do they still make jobs that aren't just totally pointless mental torture
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What's begun to strike me about early (justified!) worry re: They'll stage evidence of 'trans shooter' for propaganda!" in this and an earlier recent case is the OPPORTUNITY was clearly there to do this and they ...didn't, really - because they didn't think they HAD to. They buy all their own myths.
Folks, the FBI director was blowing up a major investigation during his special senior dining hour at Rao's and was never going to crack the case until the perp's dad turned him in. They may break everything. They may kill a lot of people. But they lack the competence needed to solidify a new order.
September 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What's begun to strike me about early (justified!) worry re: They'll stage evidence of 'trans shooter' for propaganda!" in this and an earlier recent case is the OPPORTUNITY was clearly there to do this and they ...didn't, really - because they didn't think they HAD to. They buy all their own myths.
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“‘Eat the rich’? What is our society coming to!? Is this not proof that the fabric of our civilization is crumbling beneath our feet? Anyway back to The Lethally Inject The Homeless Hour with Brian Kilmeade brought to you by Nugenix.”
September 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“‘Eat the rich’? What is our society coming to!? Is this not proof that the fabric of our civilization is crumbling beneath our feet? Anyway back to The Lethally Inject The Homeless Hour with Brian Kilmeade brought to you by Nugenix.”
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they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
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Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
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*Stream with ads* is hysterical, like these streaming companies got so comfortable they forgot piracy exists
September 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
*Stream with ads* is hysterical, like these streaming companies got so comfortable they forgot piracy exists
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Can we maybe try and talk to Wachowskis into taking a crack at a Jem and the Holograms movie? The 2015 one tried to be “realistic,“ and that is ridiculous. Jem needs the Speed Racer treatment.
August 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Can we maybe try and talk to Wachowskis into taking a crack at a Jem and the Holograms movie? The 2015 one tried to be “realistic,“ and that is ridiculous. Jem needs the Speed Racer treatment.
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August 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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What's infuriating and has soured me on reporting in general is this whole thing could be over tomorrow if the White House press corp all agreed to simply ask him what year it is.
August 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
What's infuriating and has soured me on reporting in general is this whole thing could be over tomorrow if the White House press corp all agreed to simply ask him what year it is.
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NON-ELECTION YEAR: "Don't Criticize this candidate, at least they're doing something."
NEXT YEAR: "They're not even running, why tear them down?"
NEXT YEAR: "They have name recognition, why would you sabotage a frontrunner?"
ELECTION YEAR: "You HAVE to vote for them or else fascism wins"
*Loses*
NEXT YEAR: "They're not even running, why tear them down?"
NEXT YEAR: "They have name recognition, why would you sabotage a frontrunner?"
ELECTION YEAR: "You HAVE to vote for them or else fascism wins"
*Loses*
August 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
NON-ELECTION YEAR: "Don't Criticize this candidate, at least they're doing something."
NEXT YEAR: "They're not even running, why tear them down?"
NEXT YEAR: "They have name recognition, why would you sabotage a frontrunner?"
ELECTION YEAR: "You HAVE to vote for them or else fascism wins"
*Loses*
NEXT YEAR: "They're not even running, why tear them down?"
NEXT YEAR: "They have name recognition, why would you sabotage a frontrunner?"
ELECTION YEAR: "You HAVE to vote for them or else fascism wins"
*Loses*
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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
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Good morning Bluesky !
August 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Good morning Bluesky !