14thmouse
@14thmouse.bsky.social
Still in love with your backyard chickens
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14thmouse
@14thmouse.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I love chickens, I blurt out, unprovoked, to absolutely no one’s surprise.
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Your local holiday parade is like a strange dream. Mrs. Claus drives a firetruck. Realtors pelt you with candy. Your dentist waves from a flatbed trailer. He’s dressed as the grinch
December 8, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Your local holiday parade is like a strange dream. Mrs. Claus drives a firetruck. Realtors pelt you with candy. Your dentist waves from a flatbed trailer. He’s dressed as the grinch
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Had that fever dream about the seed catalog again
December 8, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Had that fever dream about the seed catalog again
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Trapped yet another seagull in my glovebox for reasons that are getting increasingly difficult to remember
December 7, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Trapped yet another seagull in my glovebox for reasons that are getting increasingly difficult to remember
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Going to the eye doctor and slipping him a 20 to look in my ears too
December 6, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Going to the eye doctor and slipping him a 20 to look in my ears too
Sorry I sat at your desk eating flaky croissants the entire time you were on vacation.
December 6, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Sorry I sat at your desk eating flaky croissants the entire time you were on vacation.
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yeah well, between disassociation and existential dread I keep pretty busy
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 AM
yeah well, between disassociation and existential dread I keep pretty busy
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jimmy crack corn and frankly, i'm fucking livid.
December 3, 2024 at 1:04 PM
jimmy crack corn and frankly, i'm fucking livid.
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guided meditation
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 PM
guided meditation
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
Imagine your body melting into a puddle. A bird swoops down to drink that puddle. Then an alligator eats the bird. Don't forget to breathe.
Tell me again how your mom stole the neighbor's animatronic reindeer & hid it in the laundry room plugged in, ticking & whirling for 7 years
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Tell me again how your mom stole the neighbor's animatronic reindeer & hid it in the laundry room plugged in, ticking & whirling for 7 years
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During this hectic season it’s so important to take a break and enjoy a ride on a purloined zamboni
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
During this hectic season it’s so important to take a break and enjoy a ride on a purloined zamboni
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(tastes the milk of human kindness) hmm. Maybe not for me
December 1, 2024 at 4:35 PM
(tastes the milk of human kindness) hmm. Maybe not for me
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Meowing so loud but no one’s here to hear it
December 1, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Meowing so loud but no one’s here to hear it
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limited edition marzipan-flavored WD40, for the holidays
December 1, 2024 at 8:11 PM
limited edition marzipan-flavored WD40, for the holidays
The smell of your seasonal coffee drink is making people's throats close fyi
December 1, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The smell of your seasonal coffee drink is making people's throats close fyi
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What do we want?
Non sequiturs!
When do we want them?
Seals are mammals!
Non sequiturs!
When do we want them?
Seals are mammals!
December 1, 2024 at 7:41 PM
What do we want?
Non sequiturs!
When do we want them?
Seals are mammals!
Non sequiturs!
When do we want them?
Seals are mammals!
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Neighbors keep asking if I've seen their stolen patio furniture. Yes I've seen your patio furniture, it's beautiful, that's why I stole it
December 1, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Neighbors keep asking if I've seen their stolen patio furniture. Yes I've seen your patio furniture, it's beautiful, that's why I stole it
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i once ate a christmas tree for the electrolytes
November 30, 2024 at 3:19 PM
i once ate a christmas tree for the electrolytes
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the temperature has reached cat on lap at all times degrees
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 PM
the temperature has reached cat on lap at all times degrees
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*puts turkey back into the attic*
November 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
*puts turkey back into the attic*
Calm* before the storm
*that godforsaken three story tall illuminated reindeer with an attitude and sparkly balls hasn’t gone up across the street yet.
*that godforsaken three story tall illuminated reindeer with an attitude and sparkly balls hasn’t gone up across the street yet.
November 29, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Calm* before the storm
*that godforsaken three story tall illuminated reindeer with an attitude and sparkly balls hasn’t gone up across the street yet.
*that godforsaken three story tall illuminated reindeer with an attitude and sparkly balls hasn’t gone up across the street yet.
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goodnight sweet ones, rest well. tomorrow the war on christmas begins
November 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
goodnight sweet ones, rest well. tomorrow the war on christmas begins
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jellyfish look so elegant compared to other types of goo
November 29, 2024 at 1:14 AM
jellyfish look so elegant compared to other types of goo
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This is seriously cutting into the time that I normally have set aside for evolving into a crab
March 2, 2024 at 10:03 PM
This is seriously cutting into the time that I normally have set aside for evolving into a crab
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My retirement plan is to become a cat.
November 28, 2024 at 6:11 AM
My retirement plan is to become a cat.
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FOMO
Fear of Maximum Owls
Fear of Maximum Owls
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 PM
FOMO
Fear of Maximum Owls
Fear of Maximum Owls