00420.bsky.social
@00420.bsky.social
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The regime is saying it’s woke for a man to be diagnosed with breast cancer. It’s not even a joke.
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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They also eat ticks, so there’s that…
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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As an Eileen, sometimes I’m paranoid someone just wants to sleep with me so next time they hear that Dexy’s Midnight Runners song they can say “I did”
September 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
at 69 likes I'll release the cursed post that just appeared to me
September 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Celebrate Pride in whatever way you like, but remember that if you come out as bi to your southern mother as a 40+ year old woman married to a man for over a decade, your mom will just say, "Oh I don't need to know what category of porn you watch, dear"
June 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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You can always tell a man who’s good at cunnilingus. The grey and white patches in his beard aren’t age. That’s pussy pH personally signing off.
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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*during cunnilingus

Mmmm, I can taste your disappointment.
April 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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getting a neuralink implant and scuba diving down to take a big bite out of the transatlantic internet cable so my brain can hack into the US Nuclear Stockpile Database to go eat some uranium and become Dr. Manhattan so i can finally get a leg up on my girl's blue dildo
March 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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🧪 PubMed’s brief outage sent researchers into panic, underscoring global reliance on the free biomedical database. While restored, the incident raises concerns about access, resilience, and the need for backups. 🩺💻
'Omg, did Pubmed go dark?' Blackout stokes fears about database’s future
A brief outage has focused attention on scientists’ reliance on the US-government-funded website.
www.nature.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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(rube goldberg after taking a huge shit in his toilet that takes over an hour to flush) i've made a huge mistake
February 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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a medieval knight named Lance Armstrong haha i bet nobody has ever posted this before
February 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and take naps.
February 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Got flustered trying to pronounce one of the fancier words on the menu and accidentally spoke the unknowable name of the one true God. Now everyone's mad and saying it was better before their eyes were opened to His divine glory and that I've ruined dinner.
January 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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me: *would literally give my life for my kids*
my kids: gross, you bought the bad bread again
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Current mental health status:
I should write a book
January 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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i bet 4 out of 10 regular people would agree pretty militantly with that one dentist
January 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Just saw on the tv that Heat Up Kansas was canceled due to the weather. I’m no meteorologist but it seems to me that some heating up Kansas should be even more important with the snow
January 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM