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[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
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Happy Gävlebocken season! Every year since 1966, Gävle, Sweden, has erected a massive version of Scandinavia's traditional straw Yule goat. It is so attractive to vandals—particularly arsonists—that in the previous 59 years, only 17 goats have survived fully intact. Good luck in 2025, Gävlebocken!
The Gävlebocken cam is live folks, this is not a drill
The Gävle Goat LIVE 2025 | Lofi Christmas mix
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November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy Gävlebocken season! Every year since 1966, Gävle, Sweden, has erected a massive version of Scandinavia's traditional straw Yule goat. It is so attractive to vandals—particularly arsonists—that in the previous 59 years, only 17 goats have survived fully intact. Good luck in 2025, Gävlebocken!
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The myth of that a bunch of young hackers can solve any problem was debunked by DOGE. But the larger moral stain is that this was a heist.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The myth of that a bunch of young hackers can solve any problem was debunked by DOGE. But the larger moral stain is that this was a heist.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
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My family Thanksgiving is very traditional. We go over to the nicer part of town, camp on someone's lawn, and complain about how hungry we are until we get invited in. Then we give the residents smallpox and take over their home.
November 22, 2023 at 1:56 AM
My family Thanksgiving is very traditional. We go over to the nicer part of town, camp on someone's lawn, and complain about how hungry we are until we get invited in. Then we give the residents smallpox and take over their home.
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(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
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let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
how to make money no anything that makes my migraines worse
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
how to make money no anything that makes my migraines worse
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(flipping through The Art of War)
thought of this one already... this one too... thought of that one when i was kid... sigh
thought of this one already... this one too... thought of that one when i was kid... sigh
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
(flipping through The Art of War)
thought of this one already... this one too... thought of that one when i was kid... sigh
thought of this one already... this one too... thought of that one when i was kid... sigh
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commenting 'ai slop' on a high school acquaintances fb post of their newborn
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
commenting 'ai slop' on a high school acquaintances fb post of their newborn
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Maybe the real pedophile elites were the members of our own party that we met along the way
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Maybe the real pedophile elites were the members of our own party that we met along the way
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
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Trump texting Mamdani late tonight: “Sup king? You see everybody freaking out about us today, lol, so funny right? Anyway I’m just chilling, watching my shows. You? It’s okay if you’re already in bed, you can answer tomorrow. Sleep tight, Mr. Mayor!”
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trump texting Mamdani late tonight: “Sup king? You see everybody freaking out about us today, lol, so funny right? Anyway I’m just chilling, watching my shows. You? It’s okay if you’re already in bed, you can answer tomorrow. Sleep tight, Mr. Mayor!”
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psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
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Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks https://theonion.com/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks-1819571808/
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks https://theonion.com/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks-1819571808/