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officebynx.bsky.social
calico head
@officebynx.bsky.social
welcome!! : 3
gay and confused
idk what flavor of neurodivergent i got but i definitely got something (updated: AuDHD)
pansexual ๐Ÿ–ค polyamorous ๐Ÿงก genderfluid ๐Ÿค
mi vida @realsquiddays.bsky.social ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
she/he/they
MDNI
Pinned
offer: u get my blood and i get dinosaur bandaid
LOOK AT ITS INSIIIIDES
new pencil pouch : 3
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
IS THAT WHY?!!
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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its me, your favorite computer angel
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i could even hear it from the bedroom
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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saw my wife sleeping in the living room and thought "Man the laundry room is loud I should try installing some soundproofing for her" and then the construction noise was so much louder than the laundry...
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
wowww we got a copycat over here
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
eyy aha aha ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
no no, i like u like this
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
i have some good nudes but i feel like i cant post them anywhere ๐Ÿ˜”
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
>: 3 hehe ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
hehe tyy ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
crop tops = automatic participation in tummy tuesday >: 3
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
there can be cool curses
im sayin if im gonna be cursed i would rather one of those instead of a lame curse that is specifically made to be inconvenient
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 AM
no i said i want cooler curses i dont want that
January 27, 2026 at 3:27 AM
idk i feel like anything would be cooler than being cursed to turn every bottle of body wash i touch into a bottle of body lotion instead
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
please... no more... i have enougg...
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I HAVE LIKE 5 FULL BOTTLES ALREADY BC THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME IVE DONE THIS
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
kinda wish i had a cooler curse than this ngl
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY BUYING BODY LOTION INSTEAD OF BODY WASH AAAAAAAAHHHHH
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
oh god i voluteer me me me me
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:26 PM
daaaaamn they even hooked u up with the cuck bench
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 PM