calico head
@officebynx.bsky.social
welcome!! : 3
gay and confused
idk what flavor of neurodivergent i got but i definitely got something (updated: AuDHD)
pansexual 🖤 polyamorous 🧡 genderfluid 🤍
mi vida @realsquiddays.bsky.social 🩷🩷🩷
🇵🇷🏳️🌈
she/he/they
MDNI
gay and confused
idk what flavor of neurodivergent i got but i definitely got something (updated: AuDHD)
pansexual 🖤 polyamorous 🧡 genderfluid 🤍
mi vida @realsquiddays.bsky.social 🩷🩷🩷
🇵🇷🏳️🌈
she/he/they
MDNI
Pinned
business idea: millipedes for shoes even if you sell them for $1 im telling you you'd be a millionaire in no time
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
business idea: millipedes for shoes even if you sell them for $1 im telling you you'd be a millionaire in no time
LOOK AT ITS INSIIIIDES
new pencil pouch : 3
new pencil pouch : 3
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
LOOK AT ITS INSIIIIDES
new pencil pouch : 3
new pencil pouch : 3
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its me, your favorite computer angel
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
its me, your favorite computer angel
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saw my wife sleeping in the living room and thought "Man the laundry room is loud I should try installing some soundproofing for her" and then the construction noise was so much louder than the laundry...
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
saw my wife sleeping in the living room and thought "Man the laundry room is loud I should try installing some soundproofing for her" and then the construction noise was so much louder than the laundry...
i have some good nudes but i feel like i cant post them anywhere 😔
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i have some good nudes but i feel like i cant post them anywhere 😔
crop tops = automatic participation in tummy tuesday >: 3
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
crop tops = automatic participation in tummy tuesday >: 3
WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY BUYING BODY LOTION INSTEAD OF BODY WASH AAAAAAAAHHHHH
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY BUYING BODY LOTION INSTEAD OF BODY WASH AAAAAAAAHHHHH
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earthside assistance
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
earthside assistance
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i’d rather be slowly consumed by moss
January 19, 2026 at 6:16 PM
i’d rather be slowly consumed by moss
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gotta make sure u fluster ur girl every now and then
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
gotta make sure u fluster ur girl every now and then
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doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
ive missed him so much
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
ive missed him so much
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the dean from community going "this better not awaken anything in me..." awakened something in me
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
the dean from community going "this better not awaken anything in me..." awakened something in me
someone asked if my wife and i are just friends
no ma'am were both faggots
no ma'am were both faggots
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
someone asked if my wife and i are just friends
no ma'am were both faggots
no ma'am were both faggots
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Got the "are you two friends" about my wife and I and it always feels great
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Got the "are you two friends" about my wife and I and it always feels great
have to feed her like a bunny
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
have to feed her like a bunny
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and its a good ass sandwich
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
and its a good ass sandwich
yall i promise i am feeding her
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
yall i promise i am feeding her