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when they talkin bout you in the jack off corner
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
when they talkin bout you in the jack off corner
I hate when people say soon, but soon for them could be anywhere from 1 minute to apparently a whole hour, which is not soon
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I hate when people say soon, but soon for them could be anywhere from 1 minute to apparently a whole hour, which is not soon
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sex is like the ocean
Im drowning in it
please call the coast guard
Im drowning in it
please call the coast guard
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
sex is like the ocean
Im drowning in it
please call the coast guard
Im drowning in it
please call the coast guard
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Me: "Damn these are some good fries where they from?"
Fry wearing a red berete and scarf: "Le secret, c'est l'huile d'arachide."
Me: "oh shit"
Fry wearing a red berete and scarf: "Le secret, c'est l'huile d'arachide."
Me: "oh shit"
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me: "Damn these are some good fries where they from?"
Fry wearing a red berete and scarf: "Le secret, c'est l'huile d'arachide."
Me: "oh shit"
Fry wearing a red berete and scarf: "Le secret, c'est l'huile d'arachide."
Me: "oh shit"
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the closest thign we have to mystical quest givers is kind drunk women
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the closest thign we have to mystical quest givers is kind drunk women
Thinkin bout biggest rat
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Thinkin bout biggest rat
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
i need to lick someones boobs
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i need to lick someones boobs
god, thinkin about underboob sweat, fuckin hell
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
god, thinkin about underboob sweat, fuckin hell
I think we should make houses out of candy, but like candycorn and those horrid plastic pumpkin things only so no one eatsem
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think we should make houses out of candy, but like candycorn and those horrid plastic pumpkin things only so no one eatsem
Works got me on edge,
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Works got me on edge,
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December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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post button lookin at me like the green goblin mask right now
December 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
post button lookin at me like the green goblin mask right now
thinkin bout the burger i had last weekend, from a place called Mooyah
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
thinkin bout the burger i had last weekend, from a place called Mooyah
when you can tell your friends got out a league match because all your recent posts get liked simultaneously by both of them
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
when you can tell your friends got out a league match because all your recent posts get liked simultaneously by both of them
cookin dinner for us but i make a spectacle of putting and pullin it out of an easy bake oven
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
cookin dinner for us but i make a spectacle of putting and pullin it out of an easy bake oven