Buttercup Q. Skullpants
@zoombox350.bsky.social
Cat rancher. Breaker of software. Quiescently frozen.
Pinned
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
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I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
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Never give me a postage paid envelope if you are my enemy.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Never give me a postage paid envelope if you are my enemy.
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AOC graduated cum laude from Boston University.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
AOC graduated cum laude from Boston University.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
They’re not offering Americans much of a future so they keep focusing on the past and trolling us with AI, thinking we just need to be entertained.
Fascist promotional graphics from our federal government. Copied these from Facebook.
1950s-era white supremacist fever dreams.
1950s-era white supremacist fever dreams.
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They’re not offering Americans much of a future so they keep focusing on the past and trolling us with AI, thinking we just need to be entertained.
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Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
Our recent poll found that women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average. Nearly 80 percent of Gen Z women want abortion to be legal and seven in 10 want gender-affirming care to be accessible for trans adults.
Gen Z women are the most liberal group in the country
On issues like abortion and gender-affirming care, women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average.
19thnews.org
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
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"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is the new "Heil Hitler."
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is the new "Heil Hitler."
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I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court
A vat of 80 different blends? Should I be asking our pediatrician for a single malt vaccine?
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A vat of 80 different blends? Should I be asking our pediatrician for a single malt vaccine?
The five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, acceptance, grifting.
BREAKING: Erika Kirk, Charlie Kirk’s Grieving Widow, Asks That Everyone Please Respect Her Privacy as She Looks at Ways to Profit From Her Husband’s Death
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, acceptance, grifting.
There’s been a lot of talk in the past decade of MAGA using lies to bully a counter-reality into existence. Hard to recall a more salient example than the past week’s combo platter of MAGA “free-speech” martyrdom accompanied by the repression of non-MAGA speech and targeting of regime opponents.
September 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
There’s been a lot of talk in the past decade of MAGA using lies to bully a counter-reality into existence. Hard to recall a more salient example than the past week’s combo platter of MAGA “free-speech” martyrdom accompanied by the repression of non-MAGA speech and targeting of regime opponents.
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
Trick or treaters are only getting one Musketeer this year.
The increase will hit not only Hershey bars, but also Reese's, Kit-Kat, and PayDay candy bars.
Sheetz alerts customers of higher candy prices due to Hershey’s cost increase
The Pennsylvania-based convenience store chain said the price increase is due to Hershey’s raising its prices.
www.wspa.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Trick or treaters are only getting one Musketeer this year.
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One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
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Listen, this sounds bad, but it's nothing compared to a woman using home email at work or misformatting a footnote or applying for a mortgage.
Photo of novelty check suggests Epstein ‘sold’ Trump a woman for $22,500
Convicted sex offender appears in birthday scrapbook photo with giant check signed by ‘DJ Trump’
www.theguardian.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Listen, this sounds bad, but it's nothing compared to a woman using home email at work or misformatting a footnote or applying for a mortgage.
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every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
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hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Robbing a bank is a bold departure from cash withdrawal norms.
August 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Robbing a bank is a bold departure from cash withdrawal norms.
Unsolved pop music mystery: how did Levon become wealthy from a cartoon balloon business? Was it a front?
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Unsolved pop music mystery: how did Levon become wealthy from a cartoon balloon business? Was it a front?
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Conservative men alternate between "YEAH BRO SECOND CIVIL WAR MOLON LABE BITCH COME GET SOME" and "when I drive through the city I don't wear my seat belt just in case I have to bail out if a Black person gets too close" and these things are usually within 10 minutes of each other
August 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Conservative men alternate between "YEAH BRO SECOND CIVIL WAR MOLON LABE BITCH COME GET SOME" and "when I drive through the city I don't wear my seat belt just in case I have to bail out if a Black person gets too close" and these things are usually within 10 minutes of each other
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I had heard the phrase “history repeats itself” from a young age but somehow I always thought that would look like “80s fashion coming back” and not “hungry children with measles watch an autocrat drain their nation’s coffers to build a big tacky palace”
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I had heard the phrase “history repeats itself” from a young age but somehow I always thought that would look like “80s fashion coming back” and not “hungry children with measles watch an autocrat drain their nation’s coffers to build a big tacky palace”
The GOP has spent the last 45 years mixing powdered evil with liquid stupidity and boiling off the moderates. MAGA is bigot crack.
August 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The GOP has spent the last 45 years mixing powdered evil with liquid stupidity and boiling off the moderates. MAGA is bigot crack.