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Buttercup Q. Skullpants
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Cat rancher. Breaker of software. Quiescently frozen.
Is this a thing among the terminally online now? Getting mad at reality for not being curated?
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
She has it backwards. Avoidance of truth is never seeing anything of the world beyond the four walls of your rigid, closed-off mind.

Procrastination is putting off being a complete human being until some vague future date when the kids are grown and hubby is no longer around.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What’s a respectful good-manners outfit to wear to cage fights on the White House lawn?
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*slaps roof of exoplanet* this bad boy can fit exactly one peanut butter cup
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My trail name is Poochie Snapple. I once fought off a mountain lion by telling it to talk to the hand.
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Relaxing by the campfire with Butterfinger BBs and Ecto coolers
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Walled off, socially isolated, kept hidden from the world…sounds more like being confined to an asylum.
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“Girls were girls and men were men…”
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
While telling women how “natural” this arrangement is and if they don’t want it they’re going against their basic biological programming.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s been said that men are more bothered by sexual infidelity and women are more bothered by emotional infidelity. I bet he’d hit the roof if she had a “sexual support best man”.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Unless you know Stevie Nicks personally, her songs are going to have a much bigger effect on your life than her kids. Art has a longer reach.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m wondering if this is some sort of negging tactic. Put her worst fear into her head, make her feel vulnerable, get her heart racing, and she’ll seek the nearest available strong male for comfort (or so the script goes).

Pretty effed up to be both the abuser and the comforter.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He’s putting down women for choosing men based on muscles and a backwards baseball hat. Meanwhile his basis for a relationship is “ha ha, I won” (while she grieves in the hospital, because she has to be helpless and dependent so he can feel strong). Centering himself, always.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
How many of the grieving stages should women allow him to guide them through on a first date? Is Bargaining like third base?
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh, they know exactly what they’re doing. They’ll pretend that their whitewashing of history is progress, and “the real racism is singling out people by skin color”. It’s a silencing tactic designed to destroy all possibility of discussion.

Which is exactly how racism flourishes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Maybe the professor could have mentored Star Student and helped him climb the ladder without the arranged marriage? It feels like she was used as bait, then discarded. Tale as old as time.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
He thinks women should have low self esteem, own nothing, and live for crumbs of attention from “high value” men. The luxury bag ruins that illusion.
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The framing also implies that men own the workplace and women are interlopers.

Some of the places I’ve worked need ruining.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I got tricked into needing to eat food. 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Men, so famous for never competing with each other to see who has the fastest car, biggest house, and fanciest watches/cigars/golf clubs/wine cellar.
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Men fought and died to free you from evil people” Uhhhh, let’s ask the women living in conquered territories about that.
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Complaining on a pocket supercomputer about people who complain on pocket supercomputers 🫠

He’s welcome to row a slave galley and sleep outdoors on a fire ant nest if he thinks that‘s a superior lifestyle.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He sounds like a spoiled kid who broke all the toys and wants brand new ones.
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM