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Buttercup Q. Skullpants
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Cat rancher. Breaker of software. Quiescently frozen.
It’s also less stuff. Last year it was 5 lbs. of food per person. This year it’s 3 lbs. per person.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He took down the post, probably because he got blowback, but this is his profile. “Global Mentor and Legacy Advisor to Ultra High Net Worth Visionary Families”. Just typing that makes me queasy.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
George W. Bush, Reagan, Eisenhower, and FDR were all cheerleaders.

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August 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sounds like another airtight case for Salty, Fedora & Troglodyte Associates.
June 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Evergreen:
April 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
April 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The next step will be to de-rainbow the classroom crayons.
March 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reminds me of this:
March 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
He looks like he’s interviewing to be Matt Damon’s retainer
March 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every time.
February 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Chuck Schumer:
February 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
His fancy white tum 😍 So alluring!

Oliver blepping:
February 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
January 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
2025 resolution: make more journal entries like this.
December 29, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Thanks for proving my point!

Is this you, by the way? Speaking of “never introspection”.
December 2, 2024 at 10:31 PM
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
December 2, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Wild how many MAGAs have “high-ranking military” relatives who love nothing better than to pass along juicy SCIF gossip.
October 5, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Apparently, Trump just lost the all-important “Mark The Very First Candidate You See” voting bloc.
August 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
A tale of 2 parties.

Top photo: AR governor signing loosened child labor laws into effect.

Bottom photo: Tim Walz signing free lunch for all MN children.

(The middle kid in the top photo is the new Fayetteville Waffle House night shift manager.)
August 7, 2024 at 3:04 PM
You could have ten billion monkeys typing for ten billion years, and they wouldn’t be able to come up with the next RFK Jr headline.
August 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
This Olympics caption is now living rent-free inside my head
August 4, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I feel like this should be on the word list.
April 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
How about a hat hat hat?
April 24, 2024 at 10:43 AM
The problem here is that Galt’s Garbage Scow would only have room for one crappy right wing cartoonist, and they would choose Ben Garrison.
January 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
December 28, 2023 at 11:07 PM