Zack Stern
@zjstern.bsky.social
Oregon defense lawyer. Slayer of the automobile exception and (hopefully) civil forfeiture.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
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“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
October 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
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These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
This is correct.
Kristi Noem is in PDX today.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is correct.
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Kristi Noem is in PDX today.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Kristi Noem is in PDX today.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
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We don’t have to carry water for dictators. Just my thought.
October 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We don’t have to carry water for dictators. Just my thought.
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Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.
Guys. I just had a crazy idea. What if the President DIDN’T deploy troops in American cities. Just a thought. Have we tried that before?
October 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.
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He’s trying to provoke a war.
BREAKING: President Donald Trump is activating up to 400 Texas National Guard personnel for deployment to Oregon, Illinois and possibly elsewhere, per Hegseth memo in court filing.
California governor says Trump is sending 300 California National Guard members to Oregon
California Gov. Gavin Newsom says the Trump administration is sending 300 California National Guard members to Oregon.
bit.ly
October 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He’s trying to provoke a war.
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
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AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance
However, they are weaker than they look…
However, they are weaker than they look…
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance
However, they are weaker than they look…
However, they are weaker than they look…
This is the "fa" we were so "anti"
Breaking news: Former FBI director James Comey has been indicted amid President Trump's push to prosecute his political opponents.
Comey is charged with making a false statement to Congress and with obstructing justice, two people familiar with the matter said.
Comey is charged with making a false statement to Congress and with obstructing justice, two people familiar with the matter said.
Former FBI Director James Comey indicted amid Trump push to prosecute foes
Former FBI director James B. Comey was indicted Thursday on allegations he lied to Congress, two people familiar with the matter said.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is the "fa" we were so "anti"
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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just an absolutely terrible time to be a rational person who is capable of critical thinking and cares about other people
August 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just an absolutely terrible time to be a rational person who is capable of critical thinking and cares about other people
"Bootlickers Pause, Realized They Licked Wrong Boot"
August 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Bootlickers Pause, Realized They Licked Wrong Boot"
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Photo taken moments before the agents say the statue made a “furtive gesture”
August 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Photo taken moments before the agents say the statue made a “furtive gesture”
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F bomb city but important stuff about class vs morality, crime, desperation and why we’re doing it all wrong. And now, we’re making Americans more desperate, more hungry and more at loose ends with their health. Lack of compassion = more crime. But they want this! He explains that too.
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
F bomb city but important stuff about class vs morality, crime, desperation and why we’re doing it all wrong. And now, we’re making Americans more desperate, more hungry and more at loose ends with their health. Lack of compassion = more crime. But they want this! He explains that too.
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why’d they name the blenders “ninjas” those fuckers loud as shit
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
why’d they name the blenders “ninjas” those fuckers loud as shit
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HEY
HEY YOU
No, not them, dummy, you
c'mere a sec
take a deep breath and try to relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.
Okay. Okay, you're doing great. I know it doesn't always seem like it, but you're breathing, and that's the first step
Get back on out there, you're gonna crush it, friend
HEY YOU
No, not them, dummy, you
c'mere a sec
take a deep breath and try to relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.
Okay. Okay, you're doing great. I know it doesn't always seem like it, but you're breathing, and that's the first step
Get back on out there, you're gonna crush it, friend
August 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
HEY
HEY YOU
No, not them, dummy, you
c'mere a sec
take a deep breath and try to relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.
Okay. Okay, you're doing great. I know it doesn't always seem like it, but you're breathing, and that's the first step
Get back on out there, you're gonna crush it, friend
HEY YOU
No, not them, dummy, you
c'mere a sec
take a deep breath and try to relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.
Okay. Okay, you're doing great. I know it doesn't always seem like it, but you're breathing, and that's the first step
Get back on out there, you're gonna crush it, friend
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If they were in a band, it'd be called Panic! At The Frisko.
August 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If they were in a band, it'd be called Panic! At The Frisko.
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There's a terrible 5th Circuit opinion I'd like you all to see. Lots of people say we should "use conservative arguments against them," but you have to understand, FedSoc judges do not care about their own hypocrisy. They just write their way through it.
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
A Court Just Ruled That Cops Can’t Stop-and-Frisk You—if They Suspect a Gun
The ruling makes clear, however, that cops can still stop and frisk a person for existing while Black.
www.thenation.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
There's a terrible 5th Circuit opinion I'd like you all to see. Lots of people say we should "use conservative arguments against them," but you have to understand, FedSoc judges do not care about their own hypocrisy. They just write their way through it.
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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There’s a reason it wasn’t called IQanon.
July 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There’s a reason it wasn’t called IQanon.