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Erik the Rural Juror
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If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.
Pinned
I wonder what previously unimaginable thing will happen today?
What if GLP-1 drugs have been the real ivermectin all along?
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If it sounds crazy that a pedophile made his way to the presidency, remember that a pedophile made his way to speaker of the house.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One of the few things I miss about twitter:

@mattgertz.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Super weird that Trump wanted a sex trafficker as his Attorney General. I wonder why he would contemplate something like that.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
DiD sYdnEy SwEEnY rUiN tHe mOVieS?
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by Erik the Rural Juror
This is not an aberration, nor is it a titillating tale of pervy old guys.

The oppression of women, including via sexual crimes, is a pillar of the global POLITICAL economy.

It's why power & wealth are distributed as they are: maintaining that distribution requires collective action by many men.
Why. Were. So. Many. Men. Regularly. Emailing. Jeff. Epstein. After. He. Was. A. Known. Pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When this goes down, social media is going to be flooded with AI generated images of Democrats in compromised situations. Thankfully, our sophisticated news outlets will surely deal with these in an effective and honest manner.
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I wonder if it'll turn out that Trump personally seized the materials recovered at Jeffrey Epstein's townhouse and he's been using them to coerce many people since then.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Boy there sure is a lot of news today.
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The government can still stay closed if Mike Pence has the courage.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Should I get a set of whitewall tires
Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is Erika Kirk the new ambassador to Indiana? That chyron is confusing me.
Trump calls Erika Kirk over for a kiss.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The central question is always "Should people be able to get health insurance that covers a pre-existing condition?" and it all flows from there. It's super easy to structure a discussion that starts there and there avoids this sort of nonsense.
Comer: "This is a fake economy. You can't have 1/3 of America receiving some type of free government healthcare and then have another 1/3 that's getting a subsidized rate. That falls on the final 1/3 that's having to pay increased premiums."
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Great - now I’m going to have to shovel my lawn so I can rake the leaves so I can mow the grass.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yeah but Trump will use this to take a cut of the tariffs. “If Obama could do it it’s only fair I do it too!”
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Crappy weather today. Might be a good afternoon for a double feature matinee of the new Frankenstein*/Springsteen movies.

*[Gene Wilder voice]
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It would be ideal if the president wasn't a mean idiot, but it is what it is.
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare
Plan just dropped!
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“a possible future with no food”, in the richest country on the planet.
New — While some states have received SNAP benefits for November and USDA is supposedly pushing through all federal payments soon, that doesn’t erase the psychological terror of the last few weeks.

I spoke with 20+ SNAP recipients in 16 states about preparing for a possible future with no food:
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Very disappointed in my alma mater. But then again, they're the ones that produced Leonard Leo so this was quite the boomerang.
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is there a point at which MAGA faithful will be like "holy shit he's making my life worse!"?

-higher grocery prices
-higher insurance premiums
-widespread flight cancellations
-corporations running wild
-jackbooted thugs terrorizing brown people*

*sorry they view this as a feature not a bug
Can you imagine what it would be like if Biden just cancelled four percent of air traffic? Fox News and the Republicans would be absolutely freaking out. It's hard to comprehend.
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can you imagine what it would be like if Biden just cancelled four percent of air traffic? Fox News and the Republicans would be absolutely freaking out. It's hard to comprehend.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Erik the Rural Juror
Haha, it's "locker room talk" again.

Ongoing failure to recognize that violent misogyny holds together the MAGA coalition across race, class & religion will be the death of the US.

Tens of millions of Americans hate women so much that they enabled this rather than elect female candidates as POTUS.
“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”

@reuters.com #Chicago
www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Biden made a rule where you could get compensated if your flight got cancelled.

Trump eliminated that rule and just cancels the flights himself.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
Hundreds of US flights are getting slashed Friday as the shutdown continues. Here’s what to know if you’re about to fly | CNN
Millions of Americans expecting to fly this month could have their plans grounded if the government shutdown drags on.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[Charles Bukowski voice] "Five dollar footlongs for all my friends"
The guy who threw a sandwich at the Border Patrol agent.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the big special boy will not be ignored
can’t look at this picture without instantly hearing “Nobody Speak” in my head
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM