Zeddem73
@zeddem73.bsky.social
Shitty DM, middling father, passable BBQist.
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is your 2026 is going to go:
Man, I hope so.
Man, I hope so.
a group of men are standing in front of a door and one of them is wearing a purple plaid suit
Alt: a group of men are standing in front of a door and one of them is wearing a purple plaid suit
Or, some gentleman broadening their minds.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is your 2026 is going to go:
Man, I hope so.
Man, I hope so.
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An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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I keep seeing all the hype about the Enterprise-D Lego kit and the minifigs of the whole crew, and all I can think is that they missed a golden opportunity when choosing Worf's accessory.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I keep seeing all the hype about the Enterprise-D Lego kit and the minifigs of the whole crew, and all I can think is that they missed a golden opportunity when choosing Worf's accessory.
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You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
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if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better
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FanTASTIC news let’s get this done
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
FanTASTIC news let’s get this done
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pam bondi is a sentient yankee candle in which resides the spirit of Morgoth
October 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
pam bondi is a sentient yankee candle in which resides the spirit of Morgoth
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When this inside-out bat corpse isn’t masturbating to snuff films of puppies, he’s sending his goons to set fire to judges’ houses
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When this inside-out bat corpse isn’t masturbating to snuff films of puppies, he’s sending his goons to set fire to judges’ houses
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
Whenever Stephen Miller opens his mouth, I think about the time Magneto sealed the Red Skull into an abandoned fallout shelter and walked the fuck away.
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whenever Stephen Miller opens his mouth, I think about the time Magneto sealed the Red Skull into an abandoned fallout shelter and walked the fuck away.
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president of the united states: i have ordered 300.000 soldiers to "go goblin mode" on ethnic minorities
voters: oh my god please someone help us
hakeem jeffries: dont worry i got this *opens twitter* heh. hows an occupation gonna lower the tax burden on middle incomes in the 35-55 age bracket
voters: oh my god please someone help us
hakeem jeffries: dont worry i got this *opens twitter* heh. hows an occupation gonna lower the tax burden on middle incomes in the 35-55 age bracket
September 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
president of the united states: i have ordered 300.000 soldiers to "go goblin mode" on ethnic minorities
voters: oh my god please someone help us
hakeem jeffries: dont worry i got this *opens twitter* heh. hows an occupation gonna lower the tax burden on middle incomes in the 35-55 age bracket
voters: oh my god please someone help us
hakeem jeffries: dont worry i got this *opens twitter* heh. hows an occupation gonna lower the tax burden on middle incomes in the 35-55 age bracket
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
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I genuinely don't have any jokes to let off rn but reminder that if you do, tell them in person to your friends later. Folks are getting thier lives ruined over being the wrong thing in public, let alone saying the wrong thing public. Don't get got.
September 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I genuinely don't have any jokes to let off rn but reminder that if you do, tell them in person to your friends later. Folks are getting thier lives ruined over being the wrong thing in public, let alone saying the wrong thing public. Don't get got.
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Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
A:
A:
it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
A:
A:
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Chipped ham
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Chipped ham
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One of my Supreme Court reform takes is they should be completely barred from taking any outside income (incl. publishing deals) and it should be particularly frowned upon, normatively, to be writing books. Memoirs are for writing after you retire, not five years into a lifetime appointment.
CNN obtained access to Barrett's memoir, in which the justice also takes on religious bias and details her decision-making process, revealing that her chambers once celebrated with champagne when other justices joined a "particularly tricky" opinion of hers. https://cnn.it/45YXtwV
September 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
One of my Supreme Court reform takes is they should be completely barred from taking any outside income (incl. publishing deals) and it should be particularly frowned upon, normatively, to be writing books. Memoirs are for writing after you retire, not five years into a lifetime appointment.
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Trump at 2pm Eastern today:
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Trump at 2pm Eastern today:
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"No, no, my upside down calculator is definitely conscious. See, it says 8008135--it has carnal lust, a feature of consciousness."
August 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"No, no, my upside down calculator is definitely conscious. See, it says 8008135--it has carnal lust, a feature of consciousness."
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It's hard to keep straight exactly what the worst thing going on, but the US health system being led by an idiot conspiracy theorist really is high up there.
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's hard to keep straight exactly what the worst thing going on, but the US health system being led by an idiot conspiracy theorist really is high up there.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
August 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
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In 1986, Marvel was withholding Jack Kirby’s artwork unless he signed an onerous agreement about his rights. I made a bunch of these masks and gave out to fans to wear at the Marvel panel at Chicago Con, to unnerve Jim Shooter when promoting the new stuff. I guess I saved one in my files.
August 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In 1986, Marvel was withholding Jack Kirby’s artwork unless he signed an onerous agreement about his rights. I made a bunch of these masks and gave out to fans to wear at the Marvel panel at Chicago Con, to unnerve Jim Shooter when promoting the new stuff. I guess I saved one in my files.