UNGOLIANT
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//i’m pissing on your modems//i’m shredding all the stocks\\
the humming of an elderly woman // transmogrified blast beat.
the humming of an elderly woman // transmogrified blast beat.
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@gorgol.bsky.social
· Jun 19
i think about óin and glóin every day
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Life hack: you can't piss your pants if you're not wearing any.
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Life hack: you can't piss your pants if you're not wearing any.
“hi, i’m boldy james and i am going to release an album a month and they’re going to be all bangers. my beat selection is perfect, my flow is unstoppable.”
me: oh, wow! thank you!
me: oh, wow! thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“hi, i’m boldy james and i am going to release an album a month and they’re going to be all bangers. my beat selection is perfect, my flow is unstoppable.”
me: oh, wow! thank you!
me: oh, wow! thank you!
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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Everyday I wake up and the most evil, vain, and banal losers in the world history of mankind are dabbing on us while their slavish and puerile collaborators print their confessions about dabbing on us in the newspaper in stories that are titled “I Am Dabbing On You, You Stupid Fuck Poor Peons”
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Everyday I wake up and the most evil, vain, and banal losers in the world history of mankind are dabbing on us while their slavish and puerile collaborators print their confessions about dabbing on us in the newspaper in stories that are titled “I Am Dabbing On You, You Stupid Fuck Poor Peons”
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
mmm, dungeon crunch!
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
mmm, dungeon crunch!
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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Who would win the Spice Off? 🌶️ @yourkickstartersucks.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Who would win the Spice Off? 🌶️ @yourkickstartersucks.com
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Between Bongino and Bovino we need to start investigating specific collections of letters to see if the combinations are somehow poisonous
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Between Bongino and Bovino we need to start investigating specific collections of letters to see if the combinations are somehow poisonous
do you think trump did the ahegao face when billy busted in his mouth?
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
do you think trump did the ahegao face when billy busted in his mouth?
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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“Mr President sir a Gang of Four has emerged.”
“Are they wrecking my shit?”
“Yes sir, your whole shit.”
“Wow, all my shit?”
“Yes sir the entirety of your shit. Wrecked.”
“Are they wrecking my shit?”
“Yes sir, your whole shit.”
“Wow, all my shit?”
“Yes sir the entirety of your shit. Wrecked.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Mr President sir a Gang of Four has emerged.”
“Are they wrecking my shit?”
“Yes sir, your whole shit.”
“Wow, all my shit?”
“Yes sir the entirety of your shit. Wrecked.”
“Are they wrecking my shit?”
“Yes sir, your whole shit.”
“Wow, all my shit?”
“Yes sir the entirety of your shit. Wrecked.”
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Everything I’ve learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will.
Please, stop talking about this wretched woman who thrives on misery and attention
Please, stop talking about this wretched woman who thrives on misery and attention
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Everything I’ve learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will.
Please, stop talking about this wretched woman who thrives on misery and attention
Please, stop talking about this wretched woman who thrives on misery and attention
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thinkin again of Pynch-man
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
thinkin again of Pynch-man
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notably i've seen people use the words "false accusations" in reference to CK or Ansari, guys who didn't dispute the allegations against them
people will pretend an accusation is false when really they don't object to the behavior & don't want to defend that position
people will pretend an accusation is false when really they don't object to the behavior & don't want to defend that position
The number of folks in replies to this post who are defending CK, Ansari, and Franken is substantial. The number who are doing so while accurately describing the uncontested facts in those three cases? Zero.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
notably i've seen people use the words "false accusations" in reference to CK or Ansari, guys who didn't dispute the allegations against them
people will pretend an accusation is false when really they don't object to the behavior & don't want to defend that position
people will pretend an accusation is false when really they don't object to the behavior & don't want to defend that position