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//i’m pissing on your modems//i’m shredding all the stocks\\
the humming of an elderly woman // transmogrified blast beat.
the humming of an elderly woman // transmogrified blast beat.
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@gorgol.bsky.social
· Jun 19
i think about óin and glóin every day
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ok, can i halt my federal income taxes?
January 7, 2026 at 4:19 AM
ok, can i halt my federal income taxes?
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
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every right-wing complaint about mamdani
[0009227] Non-Native Permanent residents can give mandates which don't show up in the nobles menu
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
every right-wing complaint about mamdani
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I fuck with alternative candy canes mad heavy
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I fuck with alternative candy canes mad heavy
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I joined Libby and Charlotte on the What’s All This Then podcast and had a rollicking fun time except for when they showed me the worst thing my eyes have ever seen: a giant pile of sausages abandoned in a field. Grrrreat Britain was that gross! (Also Tolkien chat, not quite as gross)
Return of the King? But it's his first time on the show! We had the legendary @billcorbett.bsky.social on to discuss Lord of the Rings and we showed him some really horrid sausages what was on the ground :( Wherever you get pods or ad-free on our Patreon here! www.patreon.com/posts/lord-o...
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January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I joined Libby and Charlotte on the What’s All This Then podcast and had a rollicking fun time except for when they showed me the worst thing my eyes have ever seen: a giant pile of sausages abandoned in a field. Grrrreat Britain was that gross! (Also Tolkien chat, not quite as gross)
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
it’s because it targets women and children, two groups of people the majority of americans absolutely despise for existing at all
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
it’s because it targets women and children, two groups of people the majority of americans absolutely despise for existing at all
it should be legal to run teslas off the road
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
it should be legal to run teslas off the road
all you motherfuckers just discovering sorcerer need to watch wages of fear okay
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
all you motherfuckers just discovering sorcerer need to watch wages of fear okay
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Anyway, commission me to paint your Trench Crusade minis! DM me or email me at the address in my bio for a quote!
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Anyway, commission me to paint your Trench Crusade minis! DM me or email me at the address in my bio for a quote!
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has it come out yet that basically maduro's people just threw open the doors and handed him to us and tales of the "flawless operation" are enormously exaggerated lies or are we still waiting on that story to drop
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
has it come out yet that basically maduro's people just threw open the doors and handed him to us and tales of the "flawless operation" are enormously exaggerated lies or are we still waiting on that story to drop
looks like he’s doing a lot more than just hamburgerling
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
looks like he’s doing a lot more than just hamburgerling
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it's okay to be weird! that isn't on trial!
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
it's okay to be weird! that isn't on trial!
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If God existed it would strike down this country with holy fire
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
If God existed it would strike down this country with holy fire
took my glasses off to wash my face this morning and only realized i hadn’t put them back on as i was driving to work and too far to turn around
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
took my glasses off to wash my face this morning and only realized i hadn’t put them back on as i was driving to work and too far to turn around
settle down, kefka
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
settle down, kefka
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bluesky gamergate is furries chasing parker malloy off the site because she gently mocked a mod that gave boobs to a character in a video game marketed at children. that tracks.
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
bluesky gamergate is furries chasing parker malloy off the site because she gently mocked a mod that gave boobs to a character in a video game marketed at children. that tracks.
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Of all the countries the US invaded over these 250 years, the one they treated the nicest by far was Nazi Germany 🤔
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Of all the countries the US invaded over these 250 years, the one they treated the nicest by far was Nazi Germany 🤔
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Anyway. Repeal the Hague Invasion Act, sign the Rome Statute, refer the entire administration to the ICC.
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Anyway. Repeal the Hague Invasion Act, sign the Rome Statute, refer the entire administration to the ICC.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
tenderqueers are reactionary pieces of shit, convince me i am wrong, challenge: impossible
January 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
tenderqueers are reactionary pieces of shit, convince me i am wrong, challenge: impossible
if you have a kink and get so angry when someone doesn’t get it or thinks it is odd that you throw a multi-day tantrum over it, maybe you’re an immature piece of shit who hasn’t ever talked to a person in real life. true rotten scum. weren’t previous generations of queers proud to be freaks?
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM
if you have a kink and get so angry when someone doesn’t get it or thinks it is odd that you throw a multi-day tantrum over it, maybe you’re an immature piece of shit who hasn’t ever talked to a person in real life. true rotten scum. weren’t previous generations of queers proud to be freaks?