UNGOLIANT
@gorgol.bsky.social
//i’m pissing on your modems//i’m shredding all the stocks\\
the humming of an elderly woman // transmogrified blast beat.
the humming of an elderly woman // transmogrified blast beat.
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UNGOLIANT
@gorgol.bsky.social
· Jun 19
i think about óin and glóin every day
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I would like a job where I get to say things like “open the sluice gates”
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I would like a job where I get to say things like “open the sluice gates”
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i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
vlad the impaler but only for rich people.
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
vlad the impaler but only for rich people.
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
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No more celebrities, no more politicians. No more lawyers, no more cops
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
No more celebrities, no more politicians. No more lawyers, no more cops
just got really mad about my cousin Sarah being dead and almost crushed my barcode scanner, lol 🤙🤙🤙
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
just got really mad about my cousin Sarah being dead and almost crushed my barcode scanner, lol 🤙🤙🤙
redemption is for those who deserve it. weinstein should have bee tossed in front of a speeding bullet train for what he did
All these people are in their own stupid little world, huh
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
redemption is for those who deserve it. weinstein should have bee tossed in front of a speeding bullet train for what he did
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can solid brass records or the numero group release the discography of Tipping Canoe? if you press it and they don’t sell, i will personally buy all copies
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
can solid brass records or the numero group release the discography of Tipping Canoe? if you press it and they don’t sell, i will personally buy all copies
some person fucked up their out of office so it says they will be out from Dec 2025 to Dec 22025 and now i can’t stop thinking about a 20,000yr vacation
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
some person fucked up their out of office so it says they will be out from Dec 2025 to Dec 22025 and now i can’t stop thinking about a 20,000yr vacation
when are the scumbag antisocial campers gonna go back to playing tarkov. no one likes you shut-in fuckups. find a new hobby
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
when are the scumbag antisocial campers gonna go back to playing tarkov. no one likes you shut-in fuckups. find a new hobby
paul bearer has a new clothing line, it’s called “osh gosh by gawd that’s the undertaker’s music!”
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
paul bearer has a new clothing line, it’s called “osh gosh by gawd that’s the undertaker’s music!”
“and best wishes from the lot-ter-ry!”
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“and best wishes from the lot-ter-ry!”
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There’s a place in Brooklyn we’d be very happy to come home too. photo by @ethanstoller.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There’s a place in Brooklyn we’d be very happy to come home too. photo by @ethanstoller.bsky.social
about 10yrs ago there were three baby raccoons in my parents screened in porch and i was tasked with shooing them away and because i am very dumb, i tried to pet one and it bit me. never went to get the rabies thing and here i am, this is why i dont gamble. i used all my luck
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
about 10yrs ago there were three baby raccoons in my parents screened in porch and i was tasked with shooing them away and because i am very dumb, i tried to pet one and it bit me. never went to get the rabies thing and here i am, this is why i dont gamble. i used all my luck
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
if you’re a dude wearing smart glasses you’re only doing so to film women to nudify later or whatever and you deserve to have more than your glasses broken.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
if you’re a dude wearing smart glasses you’re only doing so to film women to nudify later or whatever and you deserve to have more than your glasses broken.
me in the sopranos: there’s a big pussy here, but do you perhaps also have a pig bussy for the boys? (is shot in the head)
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
me in the sopranos: there’s a big pussy here, but do you perhaps also have a pig bussy for the boys? (is shot in the head)
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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hey @aaron.bsky.team what’s it like getting five (5) likes on this post, make your little willy get half chub only?
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
hey @aaron.bsky.team what’s it like getting five (5) likes on this post, make your little willy get half chub only?