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AKA Gaspar Lewis, among other online (not real) names; you'll never know all of them. Widely tolerated lowbie. Maybe we ate together once a decade ago? (Long Island)
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Turns out it's exactly this... with the addition of White Denim, who remain quietly(?) excellent. Happy New Year, here's a song with an appropriate title.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fbN...
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK

"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"

"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"

"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
The credulity.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I am 100% feeling superior today due to my comparatively great literacy and facility with the written word vs that of our child molesting overlords
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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hey matt yglesias i actually know a place where there already are one billion americans...DEEZ NUTS
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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the new ICP clowns had never known there were old ICP clowns, or even that ICP was a thing. And that posse in turn, did not know Bozo , or any of his earlier kin. The dust cleared, a clown car pulled up and no one seemed to get out, history invisibly repeated , the dust returned
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Next week Tobias Jesso Jr. will release new album 's h i n e,' his first in a decade.

In the meantime, lead single "I Love You" is out now, with a video featuring Dakota Johnson and Riley Keough:
Tobias Jesso Jr.'s Second Album (And First In A Decade) Is Out Next Week
Tobias Jesso Jr. came out of nowhere, and he disappeared back into the background nearly as quickly. In 2015, the tall, bushy-headed Canadian became a low-key sensation with his debut album Goon, a se...
stereogum.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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For a succinct explanation of why the new york times would choose not to report incriminating evidence on Donald Trump, we turn now to the kool aid man
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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my assembly team
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Wow so she was AG of Florida that whole time Epstein is going buck wild down there huh
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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EA: We've got The Sims I guess
Capcom: Huh
Sony: Huh
XBox: Huh
Ubisoft: Huh
Activision: Huh
Square Enix: we forgot how to do this one
Blizzard: we have to keep 100 meters away from women at all times
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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It's difficult being so superior to everyone else, with better taste, superior enjoyments, a complete and flawless understanding of life's inscrutable wendings.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM