Xtreme Abe Lincoln
@xtremeabe.bsky.social
Just some guy. Has seen DS9 too many times
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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Remember how all the people with cooler heads said comparing them with nazis was being hysterical
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Remember how all the people with cooler heads said comparing them with nazis was being hysterical
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Regardless of what was or wasn’t said, if you’re old enough to have gray in your beard and spend any time intentionally provoking an athlete to the point of getting shoved you should be summarily and permanently banned from all public events in your area 👍
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Regardless of what was or wasn’t said, if you’re old enough to have gray in your beard and spend any time intentionally provoking an athlete to the point of getting shoved you should be summarily and permanently banned from all public events in your area 👍
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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DK should be able to do whatever he wants to this guy, rt if you agree
The "reaping but thinking still sowing" face
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
DK should be able to do whatever he wants to this guy, rt if you agree
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I knew Bluesky would find the Deep Space 9 connection
Your annual reminder that the sister in the Folgers incest commercial is played by Jeffrey Combs' daughter
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I knew Bluesky would find the Deep Space 9 connection
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my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
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hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
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[Trump]: And Tiny Tim….. Nasty, nasty guy. Been very unfair to me.
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[Trump]: And Tiny Tim….. Nasty, nasty guy. Been very unfair to me.
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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That time they had a process server waiting at the hospital to give him papers because they assumed he'd be there at some point
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That time they had a process server waiting at the hospital to give him papers because they assumed he'd be there at some point
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I do not care what vile and wicked things Andrea Parker does to me as long as she's smoking whille she does. Run me over with a steamroller until my head pops like a balloon, I dare you!
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I do not care what vile and wicked things Andrea Parker does to me as long as she's smoking whille she does. Run me over with a steamroller until my head pops like a balloon, I dare you!
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OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
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HE JUST HIGH-FIVED ME
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
HE JUST HIGH-FIVED ME
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the first rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is do not talk about Using Repetition for Emphasis Club. the second rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is, you guys are gonna love this one,
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the first rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is do not talk about Using Repetition for Emphasis Club. the second rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is, you guys are gonna love this one,
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)