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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things
August 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things
The simplest way to get a moist turkey is to spatchcock it, shove a few butter pats under the skin all the way from breast to thighs (and season the outside!!!!), then baste with butter. I’ve tried wet brining, dry brining, and this, and the butter was by far the quickest and most effective method
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The simplest way to get a moist turkey is to spatchcock it, shove a few butter pats under the skin all the way from breast to thighs (and season the outside!!!!), then baste with butter. I’ve tried wet brining, dry brining, and this, and the butter was by far the quickest and most effective method
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Why should I put in 3 days of work preparing a turkey when I can just take a nyquil and achieve the same effect
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Why should I put in 3 days of work preparing a turkey when I can just take a nyquil and achieve the same effect
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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Me: look at this pic.
My son: you know what it reminds me of? Those paintings of saints vanquishing demons.
(Huh)
My son: you know what it reminds me of? Those paintings of saints vanquishing demons.
(Huh)
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: look at this pic.
My son: you know what it reminds me of? Those paintings of saints vanquishing demons.
(Huh)
My son: you know what it reminds me of? Those paintings of saints vanquishing demons.
(Huh)
Why are all my favorite cuisines served in restaurants that are closed on Mondays :(
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why are all my favorite cuisines served in restaurants that are closed on Mondays :(
I was complaining to Hubs that the James Blunt Google AI commercial prominently features a song by another artist, and he pointed out that it is an extremely accurate commercial for an AI product.
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was complaining to Hubs that the James Blunt Google AI commercial prominently features a song by another artist, and he pointed out that it is an extremely accurate commercial for an AI product.
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
Found a magnum bottle for @jaimekay.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Found a magnum bottle for @jaimekay.bsky.social
Nothing makes me leave a bar faster than when the guy next to me is having a fight with his AI chatbot
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Nothing makes me leave a bar faster than when the guy next to me is having a fight with his AI chatbot
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
Whoever’s been putting money in the jukebox is horny as fuck
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Whoever’s been putting money in the jukebox is horny as fuck
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The Affordable Care Act did turn 15 this year, so yeah it tracks that trump wants to fuck it and walk away with no consequences
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Affordable Care Act did turn 15 this year, so yeah it tracks that trump wants to fuck it and walk away with no consequences
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*quietly and discreetly rolls Liz Taylor back into the carpet*
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*quietly and discreetly rolls Liz Taylor back into the carpet*
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
It’s official, I have completely forgotten how to be around people
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s official, I have completely forgotten how to be around people
There’s a magician at this wedding and I don’t know if he was hired or if he’s a family friend
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There’s a magician at this wedding and I don’t know if he was hired or if he’s a family friend
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every day I lament how dumb i’ve gotten and every day I log onto this site and find people who are dumber
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
every day I lament how dumb i’ve gotten and every day I log onto this site and find people who are dumber
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
July 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes