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Xhrsita
@xhrsita.bsky.social
Nerdy desert dweller
Bought homemade kahlua from a bartender- it’s either going to be amazing or awful, and I am willing to find out!
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I fucked up and ran out of my beta blocker and the refill won’t be here until Wednesday.

This is not an experience I would like to repeat.
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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adult Gushers (Advil PM Liquigels)
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Anybody have any reading recommendations for people dealing with aging parents? Could be on the emotion-managing side or on the more practical “things to look out for” side.
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Totally misattributed where I knew someone from and now I have to live in it. :(
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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It’s just all so fucking stupid, and for what? What value are these men bringing into the world? What great insight do they have that requires them to have a lot of power and money and speech? They have nothing, they are nothing, they just can’t let any of them fall because then they all will.
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Pro tip: if you want to show off at a potluck and have a food processor, make a compound butter! Took like no time (already had roasted garlic) and is delicious!
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A sign of a recession is dispensaries having shitty Black Friday deals
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Nothing says Thanksgiving like fireworks 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My portion of the meal:

-Roasted garlic and herb compound butter
-Oven roasted mushrooms tossed with amontillado sherry reduction (compound butter, shallots, fresh thyme)
-Mashed potatoes
-Hartwell Farms corn pudding
….
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things
August 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Dog butt
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Needy boy
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The simplest way to get a moist turkey is to spatchcock it, shove a few butter pats under the skin all the way from breast to thighs (and season the outside!!!!), then baste with butter. I’ve tried wet brining, dry brining, and this, and the butter was by far the quickest and most effective method
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Why should I put in 3 days of work preparing a turkey when I can just take a nyquil and achieve the same effect
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Me: look at this pic.
My son: you know what it reminds me of? Those paintings of saints vanquishing demons.

(Huh)
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why are all my favorite cuisines served in restaurants that are closed on Mondays :(
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I was complaining to Hubs that the James Blunt Google AI commercial prominently features a song by another artist, and he pointed out that it is an extremely accurate commercial for an AI product.
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For the children
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Found a magnum bottle for @jaimekay.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM