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Xhrsita
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Nerdy desert dweller
SURF N TURF
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Would this argument be better if she still used sheets and basic hygiene
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And there are definitely some people who think they’re smart if they TAKE HOME lake water to brine instead.
“Ha! Not losing it this time like last year!”
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why did I post this before finishing the video.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A $70 dog bed does not have a removable washable cover
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Stress? Allergy? Spontaneous Human Combustion?
Who knows?
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That’s better than the guys who don’t wash their ass because it’s “gay” or whatever
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
:(
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Listen, I am lazy about picking up ice cubes but OVERFLOWING the SINK???
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by Xhrsita
Why should I put in 3 days of work preparing a turkey when I can just take a nyquil and achieve the same effect
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I read this as Superman. Maybe it’s time to get my eyes checked again.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you do a ‘splat’ of sauce over the cheese it might work, and pad the whole thing so it’s super thick…
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Definitely cursed
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My dumb ass was like “ooooo pizza!”
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*~✨surfaces✨~*
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM