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Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducked.
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I would like to request that HBO option this next, please.
A HOUSE DIVIDED - @thekenchilds.com told us about a married couple who is competing against EACH OTHER in the women’s skeleton.
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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This is exactly what you'd do if you wanted to make sure that wrestling fans chanted "Fuck ICE" throughout the hours of live wrestling you air in prime time every week.
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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NBC Sports has two men who were busted for sexual harassment, Mike Tirico and Shaun White, all over the Olympics, but fired Gabriella Papadakis over calling out her ex-partner as abusive. He just won gold, btw. 🙄
Gabriella Papadakis says she lost NBC Olympic job over book
Olympic ice dance champion Gabriella Papadakis says she lost her commentary role with NBC at the upcoming Winter Olympics because of her former skating partner's response to revelations in her new boo...
www.espn.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Pitchers and catchers, everybody. Let’s get after it today.
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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That’s incorrect. It was being able to reach the top shelves AND being able to crack the eggs. The top shelves was first, though.
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Seriously, dudes. This is the most important life hack there is.

I'm pretty sure I sealed the deal with my now-wife when she saw that I could crack eggs one handed.
(watching me cook)

@lizzywednesday.bsky.social you're kinda hot when you're domestic

me:
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Michael J. Fox fucking rules.

(And so does BG!)
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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NBC broadcast spending half this game talking about the partners of straight players but never mentioning the partners of gay players is crazy
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
That's a goal, yo.
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Oh dip. I guess it's really happening! Gotta get started on a re-read of both Talisman books and the entire Dark Tower series!

www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
Exclusive: The First Excerpt from Stephen King and Peter Straub’s Ending to ‘The Talisman’ Trilogy
King tells us about ‘Other Worlds Than These,’ where he’ll finish the saga after Straub’s death—and how his late friend’s ideas were resurrected for this epic goodbye.
www.esquire.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
GOOOOOOAL
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Need to come down from the tension of that curling final. How about...

USA/CAN women's hockey? Surely that will be a super chill and relaxed affair!
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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This absolutely should have happened before the final season and it’s silly that it didn’t.
‘STRANGER THINGS: THE FIRST SHADOW’ stage show will be professionally filmed for a Netflix release.

(Source: collider.com/stranger-thi...)
February 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY JOKE AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING YOUNG
I haven’t been this proud of Mike McDonald since he helped Roger, Rerun and Dwayne stand up to those bootleggers.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Oh so it’s gonna be real bad
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Age verification?

I used to mod Duke Nukem to exclusively speak in clips from Evil Dead and Army of Darkness.
Age verification?

I used one of these to play video games
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Actual curling commentary i just heard:

"Limiting a big end in mixed doubles is so important"
three men are dancing on a stage with the words that girl is ... poison
Alt: three men are dancing on a stage with the words that girl is ... poison
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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so to clarify, the slopestyle competitors *aren't* chased down the mountain by an irate paperboy demanding his two dollars?
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Happy "Thank fuck it's finally going to get above freezing" Day to all those who observe
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM