Wing2J
@wing2j.bsky.social
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducked.
The third one ducked.
I just ate a crabcake with a deviled egg on top because it seemed like it'd be a good idea.
It was.
It was.
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just ate a crabcake with a deviled egg on top because it seemed like it'd be a good idea.
It was.
It was.
I know I'm way behind on the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer hype, but I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SEEN IN MY LIFE
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I know I'm way behind on the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer hype, but I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SEEN IN MY LIFE
I am a normal and sane person.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I am a normal and sane person.
Worked a couple hours longer than expected, so I gotta put in work to properly prepare for this game.
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Worked a couple hours longer than expected, so I gotta put in work to properly prepare for this game.
October 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've got one that's binary code for GEEK, two paw prints from dogs we've lost, and this one that both my sister and I got to honor our dad's burial at sea
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I've got one that's binary code for GEEK, two paw prints from dogs we've lost, and this one that both my sister and I got to honor our dad's burial at sea
Couldn't be happier with how I did things today.
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Couldn't be happier with how I did things today.
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
The number of vacations we have trimmed in order to get back to this weirdo is more than zero.
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The number of vacations we have trimmed in order to get back to this weirdo is more than zero.
And not a single person answered "Wu-Tang Clan"
We have failed as a society.
We have failed as a society.
September 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And not a single person answered "Wu-Tang Clan"
We have failed as a society.
We have failed as a society.
Wearing a stealth Eagles shirt as we're strolling around Pittsburgh today.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
August 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wearing a stealth Eagles shirt as we're strolling around Pittsburgh today.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
Happy Ranger Day to all those who observe
August 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Happy Ranger Day to all those who observe
Got the nicest parking spot at Hersheypark
August 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Got the nicest parking spot at Hersheypark
Was waking up at 3, then staring at the ceiling until 5 before finally getting out of bed good for my Monday? No.
Great for my Rivals ranking though!
Great for my Rivals ranking though!
August 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Was waking up at 3, then staring at the ceiling until 5 before finally getting out of bed good for my Monday? No.
Great for my Rivals ranking though!
Great for my Rivals ranking though!
JUST KIDDING. PHILLIES BASEBALL LIVES FOREVER!
August 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
JUST KIDDING. PHILLIES BASEBALL LIVES FOREVER!
