Wiffle Ball Helmet
@wffleballhelmet.bsky.social
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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My safe word is “Andretti is slowing on the backstretch.”
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I do this thing called Whimsical Fridays where I put an autoresponder on my email and pretend like I am not sitting right there reading them and very able to respond immediately
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I do this thing called Whimsical Fridays where I put an autoresponder on my email and pretend like I am not sitting right there reading them and very able to respond immediately
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The key to marriage is being extremely over each other’s shit
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The key to marriage is being extremely over each other’s shit
Pan con pinga pero no hay pan.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pan con pinga pero no hay pan.
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eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
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Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
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Time was if you talked to a woman like that in public a man would tell you what’s what.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Time was if you talked to a woman like that in public a man would tell you what’s what.
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I would not be surprised if the judge jails one or more of the lawyers.
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would not be surprised if the judge jails one or more of the lawyers.
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Reminds me of when Ted Kennedy was photographed having sex on a yacht and Howell Heflin said: "I see Sen. Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling."
Operation Southern Spear does not allude to any of the president's activities on Epstein's tropical island.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reminds me of when Ted Kennedy was photographed having sex on a yacht and Howell Heflin said: "I see Sen. Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling."
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Don't rule out a "wag the dog" moment here. I worry about it too.
You're so right.
Let's just hope we're not invading Venezuela tomorrow morning.
Let's just hope we're not invading Venezuela tomorrow morning.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Don't rule out a "wag the dog" moment here. I worry about it too.
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NGL, I’m skeerd. 😳
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
NGL, I’m skeerd. 😳
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But is this pareve?
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
But is this pareve?
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Meanwhile the President just yesterday said an assassinated journalist deserved it and celebrated his killer
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Meanwhile the President just yesterday said an assassinated journalist deserved it and celebrated his killer
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November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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“Quiet piggy“
Oink oink motherfucker.
Oink oink motherfucker.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Quiet piggy“
Oink oink motherfucker.
Oink oink motherfucker.
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They’re combating waste, fraud and abuse by *checks notes* doing what we’ve always done.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They’re combating waste, fraud and abuse by *checks notes* doing what we’ve always done.
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hell yeah i’m a gamer
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hell yeah i’m a gamer
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Same and I think it’s because it’s not only incredibly misogynistic and mean, it’s also so deeply embarrassing and horrifying that the person who is the president of the United States is a cruel child
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Same and I think it’s because it’s not only incredibly misogynistic and mean, it’s also so deeply embarrassing and horrifying that the person who is the president of the United States is a cruel child
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In other news, I woke up handsome again.
If you have the means, I highly recommend it fellas.
If you have the means, I highly recommend it fellas.
a man standing in a bathroom with the words " it is so choice " above him
ALT: a man standing in a bathroom with the words " it is so choice " above him
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In other news, I woke up handsome again.
If you have the means, I highly recommend it fellas.
If you have the means, I highly recommend it fellas.
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Here let me fix this before you fuck it up. <flirting>
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Here let me fix this before you fuck it up. <flirting>
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The case marks the latest example of the Trump administration wrongfully removing someone protected by court orders or special status as it works to carry out the president's goal of a history-making mass deportation program. cnn.it/47OsWnP
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The case marks the latest example of the Trump administration wrongfully removing someone protected by court orders or special status as it works to carry out the president's goal of a history-making mass deportation program. cnn.it/47OsWnP
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
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*finds a dead body*
Me: IS IT CAKE?
Me: IS IT CAKE?
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*finds a dead body*
Me: IS IT CAKE?
Me: IS IT CAKE?
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bet this feels so good if you're a router
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
bet this feels so good if you're a router
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can we still say shooting the breeze is that ok or
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
can we still say shooting the breeze is that ok or
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cops Eating Milanos What Kind of Crazy Town Is This?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cops Eating Milanos What Kind of Crazy Town Is This?