Wiffle Ball Helmet
@wffleballhelmet.bsky.social
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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My safe word is “Andretti is slowing on the backstretch.”
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I am now dly verified.
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I am now dly verified.
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Another funny part was them saying 40 years later that they never even saw the New England Patriots “response video” to the Super Bowl Shuttle is hilarious.
"I can’t f** with this, man. I’m sorry." 🤣🤣🤣 #TheShuffle #85Bears
"I can’t f** with this, man. I’m sorry." 🤣🤣🤣 #TheShuffle #85Bears
I'll be watching tonight at 9pm.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Another funny part was them saying 40 years later that they never even saw the New England Patriots “response video” to the Super Bowl Shuttle is hilarious.
"I can’t f** with this, man. I’m sorry." 🤣🤣🤣 #TheShuffle #85Bears
"I can’t f** with this, man. I’m sorry." 🤣🤣🤣 #TheShuffle #85Bears
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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It was suggested to us that Hegseth may think a Captain in the Navy is equivalent to a Captain in the other forces. You can't discount the possibility.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It was suggested to us that Hegseth may think a Captain in the Navy is equivalent to a Captain in the other forces. You can't discount the possibility.
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Moved to Florida to be nearer the boy in New York.
Getting a woman pregnant does not mean the woman is in trouble, especially since the woman was a working actress who had all the resources she needed for the pregnancy. This wasn't the 40's when she'd be forced to disappear for 9 months.
"Got a girl in trouble." Give me a fucking break.
"Got a girl in trouble." Give me a fucking break.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Moved to Florida to be nearer the boy in New York.
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I am told Mamdani plays poker.
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am told Mamdani plays poker.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Sorry but I just have to share once again the hottest clip I’ve seen on this free app since I got here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sorry but I just have to share once again the hottest clip I’ve seen on this free app since I got here.
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made specifically for bluesky in 1988
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
made specifically for bluesky in 1988
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are you the lady that feeds us?
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
are you the lady that feeds us?
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When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the weirdos. You will always find weirdos like you."
August 2, 2024 at 5:28 PM
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the weirdos. You will always find weirdos like you."
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Coke from the fountain machine at McDonald's was always so much better than anywhere else growing up, only to discover later in life it was the beef tallow
March 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Coke from the fountain machine at McDonald's was always so much better than anywhere else growing up, only to discover later in life it was the beef tallow
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I'm very mechanically-reclined
*pulls lever; leans back
*pulls lever; leans back
November 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I'm very mechanically-reclined
*pulls lever; leans back
*pulls lever; leans back
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adding an upward lilt to every sentence so it sounds like a question?
August 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
adding an upward lilt to every sentence so it sounds like a question?
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It’s easy to get out of bed when it’s still dark.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s easy to get out of bed when it’s still dark.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
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can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
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Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
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it takes 243 muscles to get out of bed but only 1 to hit the snooze button
January 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
it takes 243 muscles to get out of bed but only 1 to hit the snooze button
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a tv big enough i dont have to get up to see vital plot information typed on a phone screen
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
a tv big enough i dont have to get up to see vital plot information typed on a phone screen
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A serious reply to my joke skeet? In this economy?!
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A serious reply to my joke skeet? In this economy?!
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found this in the garage
in the 80s when i worked at the Golden Crutches, my a-hole manager made this tag because he thought it was funny that i was going to art school
in the 80s when i worked at the Golden Crutches, my a-hole manager made this tag because he thought it was funny that i was going to art school
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
found this in the garage
in the 80s when i worked at the Golden Crutches, my a-hole manager made this tag because he thought it was funny that i was going to art school
in the 80s when i worked at the Golden Crutches, my a-hole manager made this tag because he thought it was funny that i was going to art school
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Is that his only fucking shirt?
U-Turn by Establishment as Corporate Dem Guru Carville Pushes 'Platform of Pure Economic Rage'
U-Turn by Establishment as Corporate Dem Guru Carville Pushes 'Platform of Pure Economic Rage'
James Carville calls for Democrats to embrace a more populist economic platform in order to address the US economy.
www.commondreams.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is that his only fucking shirt?
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(Buys a gun & waits for Santa to get him first)
online fatphobia is largely like kids sharing ghost stories with each other. i heard that when you get fat your skin turns green and you lose three of your fingers and get cancer and santa claus shoots you with a gun
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
(Buys a gun & waits for Santa to get him first)
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Genie: oh fuck your not one of those who wishf-
Me: I wish you die when my last wish is used. Your move, you lamp haunting ghost.
Me: I wish you die when my last wish is used. Your move, you lamp haunting ghost.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Genie: oh fuck your not one of those who wishf-
Me: I wish you die when my last wish is used. Your move, you lamp haunting ghost.
Me: I wish you die when my last wish is used. Your move, you lamp haunting ghost.
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Cuffing season - OUT
Puffing season - IN
Puffing season - IN
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Cuffing season - OUT
Puffing season - IN
Puffing season - IN