thee Michael Whiteshoes
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
Pinned
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i was on an olympic level bender when i wrote this & drunker than a groom left at the altar when we recorded it 15 yrs ago...this turned out to be a crowd favorite though mom wasn't particularly impressed w/this EP when i sent it to her😂
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
05 I Don't Wanna Be In Love
aka
soundcloud.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
i was on an olympic level bender when i wrote this & drunker than a groom left at the altar when we recorded it 15 yrs ago...this turned out to be a crowd favorite though mom wasn't particularly impressed w/this EP when i sent it to her😂
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
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Roses are red.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Roses are red.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
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Ok, folks. Buckle up, because I'm about to give you a very long thread of guidance about internet privacy and safety in an evolving landscape.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.
December 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Ok, folks. Buckle up, because I'm about to give you a very long thread of guidance about internet privacy and safety in an evolving landscape.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.
if anybody's looking for V day plans...
1st date idea: you pick up donuts & lure me into your white windowless van...after donuts you sacrifice me to the Old Gods while taking selfies in your new sundress for IG...i look great in that Wicker Man (fire really brings out my eyes) & i'm happy knowing i died committed to the bit
no weirdos
no weirdos
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
if anybody's looking for V day plans...
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roses are red
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
roses are red
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
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Roses are red
Violets are bad
This Valentines Day
Violets are bad
This Valentines Day
February 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Roses are red
Violets are bad
This Valentines Day
Violets are bad
This Valentines Day
roses are red
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
roses are red
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
violets aren't blue
trying to figure out
WTF is wrong with you
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Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You
thehardtimes.net/culture/stud...
thehardtimes.net/culture/stud...
Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You
A groundbreaking study released just in time for Valentine’s Day showed that shooting people with arrows does not make them fall in love.
thehardtimes.net
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You
thehardtimes.net/culture/stud...
thehardtimes.net/culture/stud...
i was on an olympic level bender when i wrote this & drunker than a groom left at the altar when we recorded it 15 yrs ago...this turned out to be a crowd favorite though mom wasn't particularly impressed w/this EP when i sent it to her😂
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
05 I Don't Wanna Be In Love
aka
soundcloud.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
i was on an olympic level bender when i wrote this & drunker than a groom left at the altar when we recorded it 15 yrs ago...this turned out to be a crowd favorite though mom wasn't particularly impressed w/this EP when i sent it to her😂
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
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Roses are grey,
And violets are grey,
Hello, this is dog,
Please have a good day
And violets are grey,
Hello, this is dog,
Please have a good day
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Roses are grey,
And violets are grey,
Hello, this is dog,
Please have a good day
And violets are grey,
Hello, this is dog,
Please have a good day
god knows why i'm up at this ungodly hour on this day dedicated to love...been dreaming again that i'm playing shows & it's almost always this song that i wrote eons ago & never played live that i'm performing...this is a rehearsal recording of a song that later had a darker version that i prefer
February 14, 2026 at 10:01 AM
god knows why i'm up at this ungodly hour on this day dedicated to love...been dreaming again that i'm playing shows & it's almost always this song that i wrote eons ago & never played live that i'm performing...this is a rehearsal recording of a song that later had a darker version that i prefer
Reposted by thee Michael Whiteshoes
Reposted by thee Michael Whiteshoes
Please enjoy this masterpiece from my 6 yo neice. I cant decide if I like Sad Jesis or God as a pacman ghost more tbh.
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Please enjoy this masterpiece from my 6 yo neice. I cant decide if I like Sad Jesis or God as a pacman ghost more tbh.
fuck yeah
Now that's what I'm talking about!
NE Ohio pride is alive and well thanks to Laila Edwards, a Cleveland Heights native, who just became the FIRST Black woman to score an Olympic goal for Team USA.
Congratulations Laila!
thegrio.com/2026/02/11/l...
NE Ohio pride is alive and well thanks to Laila Edwards, a Cleveland Heights native, who just became the FIRST Black woman to score an Olympic goal for Team USA.
Congratulations Laila!
thegrio.com/2026/02/11/l...
Laila Edwards becomes first Black woman to score a goal during an Olympic hockey game
Laila Edwards landed the final goal of the game and the first of her Olympic career, securing a victory for Team USA.
thegrio.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
fuck yeah
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i'm heading to texas...i just want to talk
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i'm heading to texas...i just want to talk
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
US Women's Hockey is up next
if you haven't been watching, you should...they're undefeated in the preliminaries & they're kicking some ass
if you haven't been watching, you should...they're undefeated in the preliminaries & they're kicking some ass
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
US Women's Hockey is up next
if you haven't been watching, you should...they're undefeated in the preliminaries & they're kicking some ass
if you haven't been watching, you should...they're undefeated in the preliminaries & they're kicking some ass
i think shows on the "History" Channel like Ancient Aliens do more damage to archeology & science/fact based history than any tinfoil hatted clown
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
i think shows on the "History" Channel like Ancient Aliens do more damage to archeology & science/fact based history than any tinfoil hatted clown
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Paraskavedekatriaphobia [paer-AS-kuh-ved-ehk-at-rahy-uh-FOH-bee-uh]
(n.)
- The superstitious fear of Friday the thirteenth.
Used in a sentence:
“Once working remotely from home became an option, Bob’s paraskavedekatriaphobia was no longer problematic with his employer.”
(n.)
- The superstitious fear of Friday the thirteenth.
Used in a sentence:
“Once working remotely from home became an option, Bob’s paraskavedekatriaphobia was no longer problematic with his employer.”
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Paraskavedekatriaphobia [paer-AS-kuh-ved-ehk-at-rahy-uh-FOH-bee-uh]
(n.)
- The superstitious fear of Friday the thirteenth.
Used in a sentence:
“Once working remotely from home became an option, Bob’s paraskavedekatriaphobia was no longer problematic with his employer.”
(n.)
- The superstitious fear of Friday the thirteenth.
Used in a sentence:
“Once working remotely from home became an option, Bob’s paraskavedekatriaphobia was no longer problematic with his employer.”
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SURE IS WEIRD HUH
Not for nothing, the person who coined the "Kamala is a cop" meme that took off like wildfire in "leftists" circles was a woman who was convicted under Harris' tenure as AG for indecent contact with a minor, a teenage boy.
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
SURE IS WEIRD HUH
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anyways😐
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 AM
anyways😐
so anyways tomorrow is valentines day & marks 15 yrs of me being celibate
wrote this maudlin little ditty 15 yrs ago
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
wrote this maudlin little ditty 15 yrs ago
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
my last goodbye
i'm a drama queen what can i say
this is from an old EP 2010ish?
soundcloud.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM
so anyways tomorrow is valentines day & marks 15 yrs of me being celibate
wrote this maudlin little ditty 15 yrs ago
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
wrote this maudlin little ditty 15 yrs ago
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
up way too early
have to go in for some testing pre kidney stone surgery & i have social anxiety & i don't like people touching me...so i'm nervous AF...now would be a good time to smoke some weed which i haven't been able to afford since october
good times
should probably drink decaf today😐
have to go in for some testing pre kidney stone surgery & i have social anxiety & i don't like people touching me...so i'm nervous AF...now would be a good time to smoke some weed which i haven't been able to afford since october
good times
should probably drink decaf today😐
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 AM
up way too early
have to go in for some testing pre kidney stone surgery & i have social anxiety & i don't like people touching me...so i'm nervous AF...now would be a good time to smoke some weed which i haven't been able to afford since october
good times
should probably drink decaf today😐
have to go in for some testing pre kidney stone surgery & i have social anxiety & i don't like people touching me...so i'm nervous AF...now would be a good time to smoke some weed which i haven't been able to afford since october
good times
should probably drink decaf today😐
the most hilarious thing about online political discourse is witnessing clowns trying to tell constitutional scholars or lawyers about this one weird trick that fixes everything
sure thing Karengrannypanties24 i'm sure they haven't thought of this🙄
sure thing Karengrannypanties24 i'm sure they haven't thought of this🙄
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
the most hilarious thing about online political discourse is witnessing clowns trying to tell constitutional scholars or lawyers about this one weird trick that fixes everything
sure thing Karengrannypanties24 i'm sure they haven't thought of this🙄
sure thing Karengrannypanties24 i'm sure they haven't thought of this🙄