thee Michael Whiteshoes
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
Pinned
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FYI "Track Aipac" is a Ron Paul / John McCain supporter who works in the oil industry and whose husband is a military contractor.
Birds of a feather etc.
Birds of a feather etc.
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
FYI "Track Aipac" is a Ron Paul / John McCain supporter who works in the oil industry and whose husband is a military contractor.
Birds of a feather etc.
Birds of a feather etc.
what's the worst song to get beat up to?
"Don't worry be happy"
"Don't worry be happy"
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
what's the worst song to get beat up to?
"Don't worry be happy"
"Don't worry be happy"
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a couple of scribbles from 9 yrs ago today...a flyer for an event & a birthday robot for a friend
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 PM
a couple of scribbles from 9 yrs ago today...a flyer for an event & a birthday robot for a friend
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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I am grateful for the endorsement of my Congressional colleagues. We’ve stood together in the toughest fights & we always keep the people first as the conscience of the caucus. This endorsement affirms that I will continue to be a champion for the Black community & all 30 million Texans.
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I am grateful for the endorsement of my Congressional colleagues. We’ve stood together in the toughest fights & we always keep the people first as the conscience of the caucus. This endorsement affirms that I will continue to be a champion for the Black community & all 30 million Texans.
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note to all mayosapiens...
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
note to all mayosapiens...
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
note to all mayosapiens...
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
note to all mayosapiens...
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
if you're trying to use the passing of a Black civil rights icon to score political points...you will be blocked
a couple of scribbles from 9 yrs ago today...a flyer for an event & a birthday robot for a friend
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 PM
a couple of scribbles from 9 yrs ago today...a flyer for an event & a birthday robot for a friend
Reposted by thee Michael Whiteshoes
Roxy takes her job protecting the bird feeder from squirrels very seriously 😂
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Roxy takes her job protecting the bird feeder from squirrels very seriously 😂
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Are we still a business card society, or do we just touch fingertips these days?
Anyway, I'm here if you don't wanna touch digits with anyone.
www.slashgraphics.com/contact
Anyway, I'm here if you don't wanna touch digits with anyone.
www.slashgraphics.com/contact
February 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Are we still a business card society, or do we just touch fingertips these days?
Anyway, I'm here if you don't wanna touch digits with anyone.
www.slashgraphics.com/contact
Anyway, I'm here if you don't wanna touch digits with anyone.
www.slashgraphics.com/contact
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Soft-launching this today, because Michaels has some exceptionally good weekend coupons -
Help me rebuild the arts & crafts room at Park Slope Women's Shelter! www.thingstogetme.com/2169641a9c163
Help me rebuild the arts & crafts room at Park Slope Women's Shelter! www.thingstogetme.com/2169641a9c163
Craft Supplies for Park Slope Women's Shelter
The Park Slope Women's Shelter serves unhoused women with mental health and/or substance-use disorder diagnoses in NYC.
Due to an incident this past year, the shelter is attempting to rebuild and re...
www.thingstogetme.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Soft-launching this today, because Michaels has some exceptionally good weekend coupons -
Help me rebuild the arts & crafts room at Park Slope Women's Shelter! www.thingstogetme.com/2169641a9c163
Help me rebuild the arts & crafts room at Park Slope Women's Shelter! www.thingstogetme.com/2169641a9c163
5-0 the US women's hockey team is kicking ass again
US Women's Olympic Hockey today (in my area 10:40 am) it's the semi-finals...US vs Sweden it should be a killer match
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
February 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
5-0 the US women's hockey team is kicking ass again
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US Women's Olympic Hockey today (in my area 10:40 am) it's the semi-finals...US vs Sweden it should be a killer match
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
US Women's Olympic Hockey today (in my area 10:40 am) it's the semi-finals...US vs Sweden it should be a killer match
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
Roxy takes her job protecting the bird feeder from squirrels very seriously 😂
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Roxy takes her job protecting the bird feeder from squirrels very seriously 😂
Reposted by thee Michael Whiteshoes
it would be perfect if it happened on presidents day
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
it would be perfect if it happened on presidents day
US Women's Olympic Hockey today (in my area 10:40 am) it's the semi-finals...US vs Sweden it should be a killer match
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
US Women's Olympic Hockey today (in my area 10:40 am) it's the semi-finals...US vs Sweden it should be a killer match
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
the Women's US team is undefeated so far
if you haven't watched...you should
it's fast & furious
i made a delicious curry potato salad last night
& now i want potato salad for breakfast
& now i want potato salad for breakfast
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
i made a delicious curry potato salad last night
& now i want potato salad for breakfast
& now i want potato salad for breakfast
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February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it would be perfect if it happened on presidents day
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
it would be perfect if it happened on presidents day
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So, if the Nazi tattoo that was hastily scrubbed off of Graham Platner’s tit doesn’t bother leftists (and apparently it doesn’t) aren’t they supposed to super duper care about private civilian mercenary killing with no oversight?
Isn’t that their thing?
Because dude worked for CONSTELLIS.
Isn’t that their thing?
Because dude worked for CONSTELLIS.
Graham Platner has a Blackwater problem | Opinion
The Senate candidate's previous association with the private military contractor that committed various war crimes in Iraq cannot be overlooked.
www.centralmaine.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
So, if the Nazi tattoo that was hastily scrubbed off of Graham Platner’s tit doesn’t bother leftists (and apparently it doesn’t) aren’t they supposed to super duper care about private civilian mercenary killing with no oversight?
Isn’t that their thing?
Because dude worked for CONSTELLIS.
Isn’t that their thing?
Because dude worked for CONSTELLIS.
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Bro trust me. Lay on top of me. For America.
![[pic of 2 men luge]
@hoosierSpeaker -
Men's Luge Doubles is one of the most baffling things I've ever watched How do you find out you're good at this? What's the conversation look like](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreiena4cngyot47gwc23ccre6dldblr67k7drf666yw6okiqpwxvn4i@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Bro trust me. Lay on top of me. For America.
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i was on an olympic level bender when i wrote this & drunker than a groom left at the altar when we recorded it 15 yrs ago...this turned out to be a crowd favorite though mom wasn't particularly impressed w/this EP when i sent it to her😂
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
05 I Don't Wanna Be In Love
aka
soundcloud.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
i was on an olympic level bender when i wrote this & drunker than a groom left at the altar when we recorded it 15 yrs ago...this turned out to be a crowd favorite though mom wasn't particularly impressed w/this EP when i sent it to her😂
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
happy v day losers
soundcloud.com/nightmares-o...
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Roses are red.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Roses are red.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
Violetes are blue.
Hey, Kristi Noem,
I’m impeaching you.
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Ok, folks. Buckle up, because I'm about to give you a very long thread of guidance about internet privacy and safety in an evolving landscape.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.
December 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Ok, folks. Buckle up, because I'm about to give you a very long thread of guidance about internet privacy and safety in an evolving landscape.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.
I am a security architect with more than twenty years of experience in this maelstrom, so hold on tight. 🧵
Odin is as tired as we are.