Repurposed Glottis
@waterclosetl.bsky.social
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Andrew Cuomo has said he'll be tough on crime, let's see if he has the guts to say this five-year-old should be sent to prison
NEW: Five days after Andrew Cuomo’s mayoral campaign accepted a maximum $2,100 donation from Rabbi Marc Schneier in March, the campaign accepted a far more unusual gift: $250 from the rabbi’s five-year-old son.
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Documents Shed Light on Cuomo's Five-Year-Old Donor
A child’s donation highlights New York's City's straw donor headaches.
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October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Andrew Cuomo has said he'll be tough on crime, let's see if he has the guts to say this five-year-old should be sent to prison
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Sliwa to Cuomo: You’re gonna stand up to Trump? You Andrew Cuomo? You lost your own primary and you’re still here because you don’t know the meaning of the word “no”
Mamdani: I agree with Curtis.
Mamdani: I agree with Curtis.
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sliwa to Cuomo: You’re gonna stand up to Trump? You Andrew Cuomo? You lost your own primary and you’re still here because you don’t know the meaning of the word “no”
Mamdani: I agree with Curtis.
Mamdani: I agree with Curtis.
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Imagining being the military governor of Alabama and the first day on the job you catch Osama bin Laden and his friends. You're about to execute them but then Godzilla attacks and they get away. Also, you almost executed bin Laden's innocent pizza guy by accident and the pizza guy is actually Jesus.
Every day I empathize more strongly with the utter exhaustion in Tullius’s voice whenever he’s talking about… well, anything.
September 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Imagining being the military governor of Alabama and the first day on the job you catch Osama bin Laden and his friends. You're about to execute them but then Godzilla attacks and they get away. Also, you almost executed bin Laden's innocent pizza guy by accident and the pizza guy is actually Jesus.
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People keep saying the shooter's aim from 200 yards away was incredibly accurate. But he actually intended to commit suicide.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
People keep saying the shooter's aim from 200 yards away was incredibly accurate. But he actually intended to commit suicide.
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She went to Jared's
August 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
She went to Jared's
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some people quote post things with no text. what's going on here? is an alternative client messing up reposts?
August 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: FBI HAS RELEASED FULL JEFFREY EPSTEIN TAPE
July 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: FBI HAS RELEASED FULL JEFFREY EPSTEIN TAPE
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my only exposure to Ben Ryan is that every time @michaelhobbes.bsky.social does a thread on a trans rights issue, Ben will do a thread purporting to “debunk” it, but every time it’s minor nitpicks and disagreements about framing
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my only exposure to Ben Ryan is that every time @michaelhobbes.bsky.social does a thread on a trans rights issue, Ben will do a thread purporting to “debunk” it, but every time it’s minor nitpicks and disagreements about framing
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I deleted several posts about a Times story because they violated Times social media standards.
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I deleted several posts about a Times story because they violated Times social media standards.
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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inflation is wild, at the time he bought it with peanuts
Sometimes I look up Charles Schulz’ gorgeous now $4 million mid-century Sonoma County home/studiohe lived in during the 60s and fucking weep.
April 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
inflation is wild, at the time he bought it with peanuts
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We tariffed BIOT, Mike.
BIOT. Diego fucking Garcia.
We tarrifed our own military base.
BIOT. Diego fucking Garcia.
We tarrifed our own military base.
April 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We tariffed BIOT, Mike.
BIOT. Diego fucking Garcia.
We tarrifed our own military base.
BIOT. Diego fucking Garcia.
We tarrifed our own military base.
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i love that jd vance is the minister in charge of making the zoo more racist
March 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i love that jd vance is the minister in charge of making the zoo more racist
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Little men live in the wires and when they help me this is called Work.
Work is measured in Joules because he's employee of the month.
Work is measured in Joules because he's employee of the month.
March 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Little men live in the wires and when they help me this is called Work.
Work is measured in Joules because he's employee of the month.
Work is measured in Joules because he's employee of the month.
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elon musk is right now in the process of killing more people than the holocaust
Elon Musk says that as long as you aren't "committing genocide and starting wars" you are "not a Nazi"
www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-te...
www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-te...
March 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
elon musk is right now in the process of killing more people than the holocaust
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my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do
People laughed a few days ago when @jamellebouie.net said we might not have flu shots next year, but:
NEWS: The FDA abruptly canceled its upcoming advisory committee meeting to select the strains for next year's flu shot.
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do
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I have personally thrown John Carney out of enough bars (it only takes one) to know he is in fact crying.
February 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I have personally thrown John Carney out of enough bars (it only takes one) to know he is in fact crying.
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Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far
February 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far
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Just because I’m no longer on their board doesn’t mean I don’t still have friends there. I am told that the Trump DOJ has advised NCMEC that if they don’t scrub their website for any public-facing references to TQIA+ kids this week, they are at risk of losing their funding.
February 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just because I’m no longer on their board doesn’t mean I don’t still have friends there. I am told that the Trump DOJ has advised NCMEC that if they don’t scrub their website for any public-facing references to TQIA+ kids this week, they are at risk of losing their funding.
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so you've chosen the latter
February 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
so you've chosen the latter
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Like a nice bowl of chili, the fact that this take is spicy does not imply that I have made it incorrectly.
December 8, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Like a nice bowl of chili, the fact that this take is spicy does not imply that I have made it incorrectly.