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I hope California becomes the new "can't win a game except against the best the conference" team for the Atlantic. That feels appropriate
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I hope California becomes the new "can't win a game except against the best the conference" team for the Atlantic. That feels appropriate
He has the look of someone who should lead the trials
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He has the look of someone who should lead the trials
I don't think I've ever heard it pronounced latinks, but that somehow sounds worse to me
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don't think I've ever heard it pronounced latinks, but that somehow sounds worse to me
It is a conservative thing I've seen. "Politicians lie all the time, so that means I can believe what ever combination of things a politician said"
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It is a conservative thing I've seen. "Politicians lie all the time, so that means I can believe what ever combination of things a politician said"
My God, I've never seen orangeburg in slab before! You weren't technically allowed to put in under houses around here and, thankfully, slabs weren't common before it was discontinued.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My God, I've never seen orangeburg in slab before! You weren't technically allowed to put in under houses around here and, thankfully, slabs weren't common before it was discontinued.
New Star Wars series where a human baby ends up in the yoda galaxy and we get the watch puppets learn humans die pretty quick. Galaxy wide pet goldfish
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
New Star Wars series where a human baby ends up in the yoda galaxy and we get the watch puppets learn humans die pretty quick. Galaxy wide pet goldfish
Yeah, when I was still on apps a couple years ago this was disturbingly common
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yeah, when I was still on apps a couple years ago this was disturbingly common
This whole admin seems to have accepted the idea that they are the bad guys so any bad guy aesthetic is good, even if the aesthetic is "bad guy from a cheap parody"
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This whole admin seems to have accepted the idea that they are the bad guys so any bad guy aesthetic is good, even if the aesthetic is "bad guy from a cheap parody"
Okay. We agree on the motte and not the bailey then.
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Okay. We agree on the motte and not the bailey then.
That's kind of self defeating. No slogan is without a needed explanation. If you say "reform" you have to explain what you mean by reform because we reform prisons to make them worse all the time. I don't really have a strong opinion on the branding, but I do on that argument.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That's kind of self defeating. No slogan is without a needed explanation. If you say "reform" you have to explain what you mean by reform because we reform prisons to make them worse all the time. I don't really have a strong opinion on the branding, but I do on that argument.
I didn't particularly care for the new trilogy. The first movie was a rehash. The second had an interesting direction but was mostly stupid. And the third did a 180° on the interesting bits while being even dumber. But I've never had that much attachment to the franchise, so grain of salt
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I didn't particularly care for the new trilogy. The first movie was a rehash. The second had an interesting direction but was mostly stupid. And the third did a 180° on the interesting bits while being even dumber. But I've never had that much attachment to the franchise, so grain of salt
Wonder what happens if you tell them Trump is Republican and Republican elected officials have approved of basically everything he's done
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Wonder what happens if you tell them Trump is Republican and Republican elected officials have approved of basically everything he's done
Chuds hating every part of the movie I thought was good sometimes makes me forget how much I didn't like in the movie.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Chuds hating every part of the movie I thought was good sometimes makes me forget how much I didn't like in the movie.
Our cat, called Potie, is named "The next President of the United States, Herman Cain" because I think it funny when they introduce candidates who clearly aren't going to win that way. We call him Mr. President when he is in trouble.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Our cat, called Potie, is named "The next President of the United States, Herman Cain" because I think it funny when they introduce candidates who clearly aren't going to win that way. We call him Mr. President when he is in trouble.
My only contribution to this is I got to choose who I hung out with back home in the south, but visiting family up north I had to hang out with my family so I had a skewed view. That is until I was old enough to be a bearded white guy in a bar, then yup more racist in the south.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My only contribution to this is I got to choose who I hung out with back home in the south, but visiting family up north I had to hang out with my family so I had a skewed view. That is until I was old enough to be a bearded white guy in a bar, then yup more racist in the south.
What if the predator spoke a secret language only audible to a specific robot which can't be detected by microphones or radio receivers?
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
What if the predator spoke a secret language only audible to a specific robot which can't be detected by microphones or radio receivers?
The guy's description of her makes it pretty obvious that if they aren't fucking he wants to be fucking.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The guy's description of her makes it pretty obvious that if they aren't fucking he wants to be fucking.
If aging up from genetics ever becomes a thing having a photo of your baby at 25 mounted in your living room from birth is very funny to me
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If aging up from genetics ever becomes a thing having a photo of your baby at 25 mounted in your living room from birth is very funny to me
Excited to learn what it was when you get a new job and move
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Excited to learn what it was when you get a new job and move
He should do a line for line recreation of his Monica Lewinsky denials
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He should do a line for line recreation of his Monica Lewinsky denials
Shocking that these people have reached adulthood seem to be incapable of telling when they are too horny to be objective or think no one else can tell when they are
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Shocking that these people have reached adulthood seem to be incapable of telling when they are too horny to be objective or think no one else can tell when they are
Genuinely, yeah. Saying "America is majority white" in response to that does make about as much since saying you like onions on your pizza in response. I've concluded you are functionally illiterate, basically. Best of luck with that.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Genuinely, yeah. Saying "America is majority white" in response to that does make about as much since saying you like onions on your pizza in response. I've concluded you are functionally illiterate, basically. Best of luck with that.
You know Obama was the president, right? Just because he was black does not mean he wasn't the president. I get that he wasn't alone in thinking we should move forward, but his opposition to prosecuting them certainly played a role. Or are you claiming his DOJ was rogue and acting against him?
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know Obama was the president, right? Just because he was black does not mean he wasn't the president. I get that he wasn't alone in thinking we should move forward, but his opposition to prosecuting them certainly played a role. Or are you claiming his DOJ was rogue and acting against him?
Heinlein had that weird thing where he was so horny for women that it kind of rolled back to a type of feminism
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Heinlein had that weird thing where he was so horny for women that it kind of rolled back to a type of feminism
Of the "big three" I found hienlien the least terrible to read. His only developed characters were his self inserts, but at least he had one.
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Of the "big three" I found hienlien the least terrible to read. His only developed characters were his self inserts, but at least he had one.