Brosemite Sam
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Ted Cruz is Keemstar's Hatsune Miku.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ted Cruz is Keemstar's Hatsune Miku.
Donnie Diddler, namesake and trustee of the DC Diddler Dome.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Donnie Diddler, namesake and trustee of the DC Diddler Dome.
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📷This is the Branco River in Brazil, as seen by #IRIDE HEO constellation. The near-infrared channel used to process this image helps us better distinguish between vegetated and areas where vegetation has been cleared, such as on the left of the image. 🧪🌏
www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
📷This is the Branco River in Brazil, as seen by #IRIDE HEO constellation. The near-infrared channel used to process this image helps us better distinguish between vegetated and areas where vegetation has been cleared, such as on the left of the image. 🧪🌏
www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
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YES Joe Biden was deepthroating a smokeshow. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
YES Joe Biden was deepthroating a smokeshow. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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Fortnite is fascist, The Godfather is fascist Hoxhaist dreck, Asian mangas are fascist, survival horror is generally fascist, neurodiversity is fascist. Masscult under Trumpism is inherently fascist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Fortnite is fascist, The Godfather is fascist Hoxhaist dreck, Asian mangas are fascist, survival horror is generally fascist, neurodiversity is fascist. Masscult under Trumpism is inherently fascist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
Approve my pay package or I'll tank your shares
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Approve my pay package or I'll tank your shares
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We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
Charlie Kirk is dead and woke is ALIVE
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Charlie Kirk is dead and woke is ALIVE
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Young men in 2024: we want to be the boot stomping on faces forever
Young men in 2025: step on my face, cia dommy mommy.
Young men in 2025: step on my face, cia dommy mommy.
Exit polls say Abigail Spanberger won young men 56–42 today. Talk about a narrative buster.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Young men in 2024: we want to be the boot stomping on faces forever
Young men in 2025: step on my face, cia dommy mommy.
Young men in 2025: step on my face, cia dommy mommy.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
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Mamdani election night party: woke
Cuomo election night party: wake
Cuomo election night party: wake
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mamdani election night party: woke
Cuomo election night party: wake
Cuomo election night party: wake
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dog he's only at "bargaining" -- best is yet to come
No no no, did he pre-cope in private? Not fair, we deserve at least 4 paragraphs where the feelings shine through
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
dog he's only at "bargaining" -- best is yet to come
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Democrats right now
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Democrats right now
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The winning Democratic message in 2025:
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The winning Democratic message in 2025:
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lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]
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Be advised, we have seized the VA governors mansion, early reports are that we have captured several GA states seats. It appears that we’ve overrun the entire NJ GOP, who have fled…and sir…we have a united front
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Be advised, we have seized the VA governors mansion, early reports are that we have captured several GA states seats. It appears that we’ve overrun the entire NJ GOP, who have fled…and sir…we have a united front
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The lesson here may be that Kamala Harris fucked up by not brandishing her Glock at the debate.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The lesson here may be that Kamala Harris fucked up by not brandishing her Glock at the debate.
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Republicans should move to the center and adopt these policies
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Republicans should move to the center and adopt these policies
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oh fuck did Jones already get started
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
oh fuck did Jones already get started
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November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What's up⬆️all you CIVIC-MINDED🌆 SLUTS🤤, HALAL🕋🕌 HARLOTS😏, BIG 🍆🫸🫷APPLE 🍎BADDIES💃 and COMMUNIST✯☭ CUM-GUZZLERS💦!🥳🎉🚨 IT’S ERECTION 🍆DAY🌞🗓️, NYC! 🗳️🗽🗣️ Time ⏲️⌛️to VOTE 🗳️ for ZOHRAN MAMDANI 🍑🍌 and send SMALL-COCK🐓👌 CUOMO 👎 out 📤of the BIG 🙀APPLE 🍎
When you're mean to me on Bluesky this is who you're mad at 🥲
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
When you're mean to me on Bluesky this is who you're mad at 🥲