Brosemite Sam
@brosemitesam.bsky.social
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
Building a theme park called "Catharsis" where you can light shit on fire and break windows and shit to your heart's content.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Building a theme park called "Catharsis" where you can light shit on fire and break windows and shit to your heart's content.
Elon Musk is putting the child porn servers in space?
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Elon Musk is putting the child porn servers in space?
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say ISIS has a violence problem
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say ISIS has a violence problem
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starting an initiative called “Project 12:01 PM” that’s just a list of executive orders that get autopenned before “…so help me god” stops echoing off the mall
- demo the arch
- chisel the tacky vandalism off the Kennedy center, USIP, WH, pentagon
- repeal and revert every EO
- etc
- demo the arch
- chisel the tacky vandalism off the Kennedy center, USIP, WH, pentagon
- repeal and revert every EO
- etc
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
starting an initiative called “Project 12:01 PM” that’s just a list of executive orders that get autopenned before “…so help me god” stops echoing off the mall
- demo the arch
- chisel the tacky vandalism off the Kennedy center, USIP, WH, pentagon
- repeal and revert every EO
- etc
- demo the arch
- chisel the tacky vandalism off the Kennedy center, USIP, WH, pentagon
- repeal and revert every EO
- etc
@dburbach.bsky.social harder to seize your child porn hosting servers if they're in space.
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 PM
@dburbach.bsky.social harder to seize your child porn hosting servers if they're in space.
Republicans went from being "put everyone in the Epstein files in a woodchipper" to "put the Epstein files in a woodchipper"
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Republicans went from being "put everyone in the Epstein files in a woodchipper" to "put the Epstein files in a woodchipper"
RETVRN
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
RETVRN
Okay, but "all women" is clearly not descriptive of victims in Epstein Files, it would also include women perpetrators.
Blanche: We redacted all women, apart from Maxwell
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Okay, but "all women" is clearly not descriptive of victims in Epstein Files, it would also include women perpetrators.
This isn't a movie, it's an elaborate ad for Whiskey Fridays With Tony Baloney.
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This isn't a movie, it's an elaborate ad for Whiskey Fridays With Tony Baloney.
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Chat, my good friends Dzygas Paw and my other good friend Monokate launched a fundraiser together, it’s incredibly urgent and ambitious, so I’m once again asking for ur money!!!
dzygaspaw.com/monokate-and...
dzygaspaw.com/monokate-and...
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Chat, my good friends Dzygas Paw and my other good friend Monokate launched a fundraiser together, it’s incredibly urgent and ambitious, so I’m once again asking for ur money!!!
dzygaspaw.com/monokate-and...
dzygaspaw.com/monokate-and...
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you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
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Chili looks like ass @utopia-defer.red could school them
Today’s Air Force One meal today. What happened to one piece of chicken, one piece of broccoli, and one corn tortilla?
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Chili looks like ass @utopia-defer.red could school them
Grok says "securing and load balancing cargo is for PUSSIES" write it into the rule.
this is completely insane and more people need to say that doing this is completely insane
The @usdot.bsky.social, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Grok says "securing and load balancing cargo is for PUSSIES" write it into the rule.
The waters of New Jersey end nowhere
A "small geyser" of poop water is flooding into the Potomac River
"The collapse of a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia and Maryland isn't affecting DC's drinking water. But it's still unbelievably gross."
"The collapse of a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia and Maryland isn't affecting DC's drinking water. But it's still unbelievably gross."
More Bad News: A “Small Geyser” of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac River - Washingtonian
Look, we get it: the last thing you need to read is more bad news. Not when masked paramilitaries are laying siege to Minneapolis, prominent members of the executive branch of the federal government a...
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January 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The waters of New Jersey end nowhere
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Finally found it
January 27, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Finally found it
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People who say Sephiroth can't be forgiven because they gangbanged a Redditor are the same people who simp for these folks.
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 AM
People who say Sephiroth can't be forgiven because they gangbanged a Redditor are the same people who simp for these folks.
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NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.