Brosemite Sam
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Surely John Wick knows all dogs go to heaven.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Surely John Wick knows all dogs go to heaven.
The Gravy Revolution
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The Gravy Revolution
"I just wanna go to the beach 😭 " - literally Fetterman
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"I just wanna go to the beach 😭 " - literally Fetterman
You can't tell me Dr. No Bond in the 60s and Goldeneye Bond in the 90s after the fall of the Soviet Union are the same Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You can't tell me Dr. No Bond in the 60s and Goldeneye Bond in the 90s after the fall of the Soviet Union are the same Bond.
James Bond deages from a hairy Sean Connery to a smooth Pierce Brosnan.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
James Bond deages from a hairy Sean Connery to a smooth Pierce Brosnan.
It'll be funny if the House decides they want in on the action, amend the bill, and it blows up after that.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It'll be funny if the House decides they want in on the action, amend the bill, and it blows up after that.
Wonder which specific book written circa 1870-1930 is Andreesen's favorite.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Wonder which specific book written circa 1870-1930 is Andreesen's favorite.
Take two and you can even hear the colors.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Take two and you can even hear the colors.
There's a number of comedy bits in it, Zach Cregger was in The Whitest Kids U Know.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
There's a number of comedy bits in it, Zach Cregger was in The Whitest Kids U Know.
Nah, definitely French. Jar Jar is a horndog
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nah, definitely French. Jar Jar is a horndog
Haven't read it since high school, but wasn't it about Achilles going sicko mode when his naked sparring partner gets lit up?
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Haven't read it since high school, but wasn't it about Achilles going sicko mode when his naked sparring partner gets lit up?
Negotiating with insurance a little harder for the kid I like more.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Negotiating with insurance a little harder for the kid I like more.
Walking into Mar a Lago with "presidents who didn't drink the stuff under the sink" and "presidents who do drink the stuff under the sink" sections.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Walking into Mar a Lago with "presidents who didn't drink the stuff under the sink" and "presidents who do drink the stuff under the sink" sections.
Wait, is she not one of the girls from Full House?
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wait, is she not one of the girls from Full House?
Permanent 7pm sunset
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Permanent 7pm sunset
They should sell burgers without the egg in the morning. Corner the market on people who just want a sloppy, greasy burger in the morning.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
They should sell burgers without the egg in the morning. Corner the market on people who just want a sloppy, greasy burger in the morning.
Only Democrats have agency, except when they're puppeteered by Jews.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Only Democrats have agency, except when they're puppeteered by Jews.
Are we getting the House back in session and Adelita Grijalva seated at least?
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Are we getting the House back in session and Adelita Grijalva seated at least?
Angus King is an independent 🤓
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Angus King is an independent 🤓
Says the guy with a 600K kill count and climbing.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Says the guy with a 600K kill count and climbing.
I buy cheap Vans and they last me several years, also have a set of high quality Bean boots I plan on keeping for life. Even the cheapest shoes have vulcanized rubber soles these days, a luxury not dreamed of a century ago.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I buy cheap Vans and they last me several years, also have a set of high quality Bean boots I plan on keeping for life. Even the cheapest shoes have vulcanized rubber soles these days, a luxury not dreamed of a century ago.
50 years ago, okay, like 80 years ago, your cheap shoes were tarred cavnas stuffed with cardboard. Today even the cheapest shoes have vulcanized rubber soles.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
50 years ago, okay, like 80 years ago, your cheap shoes were tarred cavnas stuffed with cardboard. Today even the cheapest shoes have vulcanized rubber soles.
Sometimes they get so pissed off they eat the weakest one to send a message to the rest.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sometimes they get so pissed off they eat the weakest one to send a message to the rest.
I gotta learn how to put the pretty edge on my pierogi like that.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I gotta learn how to put the pretty edge on my pierogi like that.