Hans Christian Moleman
@voncornhole2.bsky.social
I just turned my phone upside down and started nodding
Mrs Spur is shaking her head at my Cars rankings
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February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I just turned my phone upside down and started nodding
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A bit frustrating that I asked @contrapoints.bsky.social a straightforward question about the strategy of unconditionally pledging your support regardless of policy stances, she replied with a strawman, I called that out and elaborated on it, and she then responded to a bunch of people (but not me).
February 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
A bit frustrating that I asked @contrapoints.bsky.social a straightforward question about the strategy of unconditionally pledging your support regardless of policy stances, she replied with a strawman, I called that out and elaborated on it, and she then responded to a bunch of people (but not me).
Who up Da Vincing they Code?
who up Prejudicing they Pride
Who up Slaughterhousing they Five
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Who up Da Vincing they Code?
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All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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The most important thread of actual real names
Wesley Slimp
February 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The most important thread of actual real names
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the Muppets are good make more episodes please
The Muppet Show (2026) has reached 7.58 Million viewers in the first 8 days across Disney+ and ABC.
variety.com/2026/tv/rati...
variety.com/2026/tv/rati...
‘Muppet Show’ Revival Special Draws 7.58 Million Viewers in First 8 Days on Disney+, ABC
It's time to raise a glass to the Disney+ "Muppet Show" special.
variety.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the Muppets are good make more episodes please
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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It's wild how much leagues are just completely unphased by betting controversies. The best closer in baseball *just* had to be expelled from the sport for point-shaving his pitches; in a sane world that would forever scare MLB from wanting anything to do w Polymarket. And yet...
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It's wild how much leagues are just completely unphased by betting controversies. The best closer in baseball *just* had to be expelled from the sport for point-shaving his pitches; in a sane world that would forever scare MLB from wanting anything to do w Polymarket. And yet...
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
Writing down all these answers for when I try to recover your bank passwords later
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Writing down all these answers for when I try to recover your bank passwords later
Being "from New Jersey" is a lifestyle choice that I just cannot agree with. It goes against everything holy. How am I supposed to explain that to my kids?
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Being "from New Jersey" is a lifestyle choice that I just cannot agree with. It goes against everything holy. How am I supposed to explain that to my kids?
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we crunched some numbers www.avclub.com/melania-budg...
Melania's budget could've paid the salaries of every fired Washington Post employee, three times over
An incomplete breakdown of Jeff Bezos' financial priorities, weighing one piece of propaganda (Melania) against 300 journalists.
www.avclub.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
we crunched some numbers www.avclub.com/melania-budg...
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Billionaire businessman Leslie Wexner, the other predator named by Ava Cordero in *2007*, was identified as being in the redacted Epstein files in Congress today.
And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Billionaire businessman Leslie Wexner, the other predator named by Ava Cordero in *2007*, was identified as being in the redacted Epstein files in Congress today.
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In 2026, Great Lakes are horny on main.
Proud of you Cory and Korey! Come show me that shiny new 🥈 when you get back here.
Maybe dip it in my water so I can get a closer look... just the tip?
Maybe dip it in my water so I can get a closer look... just the tip?
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
In 2026, Great Lakes are horny on main.
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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
It's Swedone
It's Corover, lads
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's Swedone
It's Corover, lads
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It's Corover, lads
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED 🥌
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED 🥌
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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I.
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BULLETPROOF.
Am.
BULLETPROOF.
Caffeinated beverages may help protect the brain, study says reut.rs/4bJkx7F
Caffeinated beverages may help protect the brain, study says
Drinking a few cups of caffeinated coffee or tea every day may help in a small way to preserve brain power and prevent dementia, researchers reported on Monday.
reut.rs
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I.
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BULLETPROOF.
Am.
BULLETPROOF.
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I just think it's neat that they're using fun music that young people like instead of stuff that the skaters' moms and dads would enj-ohhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness i'm one thousand years old.
a selection of songs that will be used in the today's ice dance competition at the Winter Olympics, where competitors are required to use "music of the 1990s" for their rhythm dance programs
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I just think it's neat that they're using fun music that young people like instead of stuff that the skaters' moms and dads would enj-ohhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness i'm one thousand years old.
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every Ferrari fan nodding knowingly at “the Italian hardware is unreliable and breaks in key moments”
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
every Ferrari fan nodding knowingly at “the Italian hardware is unreliable and breaks in key moments”
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them