Hans Christian Moleman
@voncornhole2.bsky.social
> do easy an LinkedIn puzzle
> check comments
> see someone complain they don't get it
> check profile
> England
Every time
> check comments
> see someone complain they don't get it
> check profile
> England
Every time
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
> do easy an LinkedIn puzzle
> check comments
> see someone complain they don't get it
> check profile
> England
Every time
> check comments
> see someone complain they don't get it
> check profile
> England
Every time
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This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
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I've been through the desert
On a
On a
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've been through the desert
On a
On a
Why are they celebrating? Don't they know this doesn't matter? I was assured this doesn't matter
Morris gets picked off on a trick play, Duke wins the ACC football championship
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Why are they celebrating? Don't they know this doesn't matter? I was assured this doesn't matter
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Watching by far the greatest moment in the 127-year history of Indiana Hoosiers football. Sure seems like conference titles still matter
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Watching by far the greatest moment in the 127-year history of Indiana Hoosiers football. Sure seems like conference titles still matter
UMASS RISE UP
It's not fair to punish teams for losing. It's not fair to reward teams for winning. The only fair thing is to declare my favourite team the national champs
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
UMASS RISE UP
Holy shit, that's 3 fewer than Miami and ND had this week
-3 rushing yards?
No, Alabama does not belong in the playoffs.
No, Alabama does not belong in the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Holy shit, that's 3 fewer than Miami and ND had this week
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I’ve seen enough. Give Bama’s spot to UNT
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’ve seen enough. Give Bama’s spot to UNT
Would be huge for rural mail carriers, I really wanted just a regular RHD Rav 4 or Subaru back when I carried mail
Americans...
The 25 year rule gets hypothetically canned on January 1st
What ya importing?
The 25 year rule gets hypothetically canned on January 1st
What ya importing?
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Would be huge for rural mail carriers, I really wanted just a regular RHD Rav 4 or Subaru back when I carried mail
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And on this World Aids Day 2025, let me unequivocally say FUCK YOU RONALD REAGAN I HOPE YOU’RE SUFFERING IN HELL
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
And on this World Aids Day 2025, let me unequivocally say FUCK YOU RONALD REAGAN I HOPE YOU’RE SUFFERING IN HELL
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Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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I’m just over it. I miss baseball.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m just over it. I miss baseball.
Mike Tomlin let 40 seconds run off the play clock in 4th down in a 2 score game. I've never seen anyone less interested in winning
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Mike Tomlin let 40 seconds run off the play clock in 4th down in a 2 score game. I've never seen anyone less interested in winning
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[clearing throat] War Eagle, as I famously am always saying
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[clearing throat] War Eagle, as I famously am always saying
B1G news is always stuff like "The 2 best teams in the nation are set to square off on our Conference Championship Game" and SEC news is always "we got our ass kicked by ACC bottom feeders again. Also Lane Kiffin is once again in a throuple"
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
B1G news is always stuff like "The 2 best teams in the nation are set to square off on our Conference Championship Game" and SEC news is always "we got our ass kicked by ACC bottom feeders again. Also Lane Kiffin is once again in a throuple"
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They couldn't have waterboarded this information out of me
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They couldn't have waterboarded this information out of me
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.